Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told tu stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy por the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.
CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That tu so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck tu man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for tu sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... tu just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as tu say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* tu did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: tu should hear his más reciente ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what tu did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! tu did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: tu know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. tu guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.
2 B CONTAINED
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy por the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.
CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That tu so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck tu man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for tu sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... tu just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as tu say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* tu did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: tu should hear his más reciente ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what tu did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! tu did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: tu know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. tu guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.
2 B CONTAINED
Then her story began............
arco iris dash was practising her arco iris booms but so far she managed to do a few she was also waiting for mail to see if she got in the Wonderbolts Acadeamy, but o course she wanted to enter and be accepted she didnt hope so she knowed so she defently got accepted. Soon the mail man came '' letter for.. BUF'' ''Ra-inbo-w-w d-d-a-sh'' arco iris whooshed like as fast as the wind and snatched off the letter before she managed to finish his letter she ran as in flyed to twilight and her friends and screamed '' i GOT THE LETTER''...........
manzana, apple Bloom:Helppppppp!
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's manzana, apple Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
manzana, apple Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
manzana, apple Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
manzana, apple Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's manzana, apple Bloom*
manzana, apple Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
arco iris Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with manzana, apple Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
arco iris Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
arco iris Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's manzana, apple Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
manzana, apple Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
manzana, apple Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
manzana, apple Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's manzana, apple Bloom*
manzana, apple Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
arco iris Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with manzana, apple Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
arco iris Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
arco iris Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.