Carol
Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could tu please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, tu can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our potro, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here tu are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my escritorio in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee on desk, and leaves office*
Mr. Carlin: What were tu going to say?
Bob: What I was going to say was that tu should apologize to your wife, and try to take her out on a date. This works on most occasions, but if she's extremely angry, there's a chance it won't work. That reminds me, how angry is she?
Mr. Carlin: She threw mud on my car.
Bob: Yeah, I'd go with the divorce.
Mr. Carlin: Thank tu Mr. Newhart.
Bob: tu can just call me Bob.
Mr. Carlin: But tu always call me Mr. Carlin.
Bob: Well, maybe that's because I don't know your first name.
Mr. Carlin: Well I don't have a escritorio with my entire name on it.
Bob: What is your first name?
Mr. Carlin: George.
Bob: Alright George, I'm glad tu came down here to talk, but unfortunately, we're out of time. tu come back again siguiente week if you'd like.
Mr. Carlin: Right, thanks. *Leaves office*
A half hora later, Bob's boss arrived.
Boss: Hello Bob.
Bob: Hello sir.
Boss: I just want to say you've been doing a great job this week. Keep it up.
Bob: tu got it sir, but I wanna tell tu something.
Boss: Yes?
Bob: I think it's time that I went on a vacation. Only for four days.
Boss: Okay. We'll get tu something for your vacation.
Bob: Alright, I'll go the día after tomorrow.
Boss: Good plan.
Lily & Sam: *Walk in office* Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello. What can I help tu two with?
Lily: We were at the zoo, and something bad happened to us.
Bob: What happened?
Sam: One of the guards made us leave this exhibit, because he thought we were loitering, but we were just watching one of the monkeys.
Bob: And how did this make tu feel?
Lily: Angry.
Six hours later, Bob returned home, and was talking to Emily about the vacation
Emily: What did tu have in mind?
Bob: I was thinking we could go on a luxury cruise. We'll go the día after tomorrow, and take a break from it all.
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a minuto Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right siguiente to Bob*
Bob: Come in Howard!
Emily: Could tu close the door?
Howard: Oh, right. Sorry. *Goes to door, and closes it* What's going on?
Bob: We're planning a vacation.
Howard: Can I come along?
Bob: Well...
Howard: *Hears his phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Answers phone* Hello... What?... Now?..... Alright, sorry, I'll get there right away. *Hangs up* I have to fly a plane to London. Perhaps another time, I'll go on a vacation with you.
Bob: Right.
Howard: *Leaving apartment* Bye gu- *walks into door, then opens the door* Bye guys. *Closes door as he exits apartment*
2 B continued
Bob's Boss
"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant o invisible they feel."
"There's over a million libros in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before tu a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and tu never have to see me again."
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant o invisible they feel."
"There's over a million libros in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before tu a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and tu never have to see me again."
HELLO , Everypony I Rainbowdash from Cloudsdale won a My Little poni, pony stuffed animal toy in a prize grua, grúa machine took me 6 chances with 5 dollars got it for 5 dollars of Fluttershy the wings have oro glitter on both sides she's awesome and so are tu everypony later ! Oh, almost forgot I bought a 8 inch Rainbowdash figure at Family Dollar
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size poni, pony toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did tu find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up por the eye nothing too major later!
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size poni, pony toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did tu find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up por the eye nothing too major later!
Andy's car
January 12, 2001
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back tu two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let tu talk in private....
continue reading...
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back tu two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let tu talk in private....
