The siguiente día at work, Bob was in his office.
Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could tu please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, tu can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our potro, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here tu are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my escritorio in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee on desk, and leaves office*
Mr. Carlin: What were tu going to say?
Bob: What I was going to say was that tu should apologize to your wife, and try to take her out on a date. This works on most occasions, but if she's extremely angry, there's a chance it won't work. That reminds me, how angry is she?
Mr. Carlin: She threw mud on my car.
Bob: Yeah, I'd go with the divorce.
Mr. Carlin: Thank tu Mr. Newhart.
Bob: tu can just call me Bob.
Mr. Carlin: But tu always call me Mr. Carlin.
Bob: Well, maybe that's because I don't know your first name.
Mr. Carlin: Well I don't have a escritorio with my entire name on it.
Bob: What is your first name?
Mr. Carlin: George.
Bob: Alright George, I'm glad tu came down here to talk, but unfortunately, we're out of time. tu come back again siguiente week if you'd like.
Mr. Carlin: Right, thanks. *Leaves office*
A half hora later, Bob's boss arrived.
Boss: Hello Bob.
Bob: Hello sir.
Boss: I just want to say you've been doing a great job this week. Keep it up.
Bob: tu got it sir, but I wanna tell tu something.
Boss: Yes?
Bob: I think it's time that I went on a vacation. Only for four days.
Boss: Okay. We'll get tu something for your vacation.
Bob: Alright, I'll go the día after tomorrow.
Boss: Good plan.
Lily & Sam: *Walk in office* Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello. What can I help tu two with?
Lily: We were at the zoo, and something bad happened to us.
Bob: What happened?
Sam: One of the guards made us leave this exhibit, because he thought we were loitering, but we were just watching one of the monkeys.
Bob: And how did this make tu feel?
Lily: Angry.
Six hours later, Bob returned home, and was talking to Emily about the vacation
Emily: What did tu have in mind?
Bob: I was thinking we could go on a luxury cruise. We'll go the día after tomorrow, and take a break from it all.
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a minuto Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right siguiente to Bob*
Bob: Come in Howard!
Emily: Could tu close the door?
Howard: Oh, right. Sorry. *Goes to door, and closes it* What's going on?
Bob: We're planning a vacation.
Howard: Can I come along?
Bob: Well...
Howard: *Hears his phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Answers phone* Hello... What?... Now?..... Alright, sorry, I'll get there right away. *Hangs up* I have to fly a plane to London. Perhaps another time, I'll go on a vacation with you.
Bob: Right.
Howard: *Leaving apartment* Bye gu- *walks into door, then opens the door* Bye guys. *Closes door as he exits apartment*
2 B continued
Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could tu please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, tu can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our potro, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here tu are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my escritorio in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee on desk, and leaves office*
Mr. Carlin: What were tu going to say?
Bob: What I was going to say was that tu should apologize to your wife, and try to take her out on a date. This works on most occasions, but if she's extremely angry, there's a chance it won't work. That reminds me, how angry is she?
Mr. Carlin: She threw mud on my car.
Bob: Yeah, I'd go with the divorce.
Mr. Carlin: Thank tu Mr. Newhart.
Bob: tu can just call me Bob.
Mr. Carlin: But tu always call me Mr. Carlin.
Bob: Well, maybe that's because I don't know your first name.
Mr. Carlin: Well I don't have a escritorio with my entire name on it.
Bob: What is your first name?
Mr. Carlin: George.
Bob: Alright George, I'm glad tu came down here to talk, but unfortunately, we're out of time. tu come back again siguiente week if you'd like.
Mr. Carlin: Right, thanks. *Leaves office*
A half hora later, Bob's boss arrived.
Boss: Hello Bob.
Bob: Hello sir.
Boss: I just want to say you've been doing a great job this week. Keep it up.
Bob: tu got it sir, but I wanna tell tu something.
Boss: Yes?
Bob: I think it's time that I went on a vacation. Only for four days.
Boss: Okay. We'll get tu something for your vacation.
Bob: Alright, I'll go the día after tomorrow.
Boss: Good plan.
Lily & Sam: *Walk in office* Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello. What can I help tu two with?
Lily: We were at the zoo, and something bad happened to us.
Bob: What happened?
Sam: One of the guards made us leave this exhibit, because he thought we were loitering, but we were just watching one of the monkeys.
Bob: And how did this make tu feel?
Lily: Angry.
Six hours later, Bob returned home, and was talking to Emily about the vacation
Emily: What did tu have in mind?
Bob: I was thinking we could go on a luxury cruise. We'll go the día after tomorrow, and take a break from it all.
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a minuto Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right siguiente to Bob*
Bob: Come in Howard!
Emily: Could tu close the door?
Howard: Oh, right. Sorry. *Goes to door, and closes it* What's going on?
Bob: We're planning a vacation.
Howard: Can I come along?
Bob: Well...
Howard: *Hears his phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Answers phone* Hello... What?... Now?..... Alright, sorry, I'll get there right away. *Hangs up* I have to fly a plane to London. Perhaps another time, I'll go on a vacation with you.
Bob: Right.
Howard: *Leaving apartment* Bye gu- *walks into door, then opens the door* Bye guys. *Closes door as he exits apartment*
2 B continued
Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a poni, pony named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)