Peter's wife, Kayla
News: Can tu tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying tu beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If tu touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend tu of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*
Harry was at another hospital where his partner was at.
Peter: Thanks for coming to check on me tu guys.
Harry: No problem Pete.
Kayla: You're welcome handsome.
Peter: Tell the kids I'm going to be out in four days.
Kayla: Sure thing baby *kisses Peter*
Nurse: Ok tu two, your time is up.
Harry & Kayla: *walk down stairs*
Kayla: How do tu know Peter?
Harry: He's my partner in the police force.
Kayla: That's nice. How many crimes did tu solve together?
Harry: None. But he helped me prevent a poni, pony from killing himself.
Kayla: Wow.
Harry: I went up to where he was about to jump, and when he did jump I caught him.
Kayla: Why did he jump with tu up there?
Harry: I forced him to. Do tu enjoy being married to a cop?
Kayla: Why? What's your wife like?
Harry: She died three years ago.
Kayla: Oh, that's so sad.
Harry: Yeah. Peter's a good poni, pony I don't want the same stuff happening to him.
That night, in a gunshop.
Scorpio: Hello.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Scorpio: I'm great. Listen, I need a gun, any gun.
Cashier: Well I have a Walther from WW2.
Scorpio: Let me see it.
Cashier: *shows gun
Scorpio: Ok *K.O's cashier*
After knocking out the cashier, Scorpio estola ammo for the gun he had, and took más money. He was now going to make his escape.
2 B continued
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever o wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, o they are just trolling.
If tu people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
