At the hospital, a poni, pony on a cama was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed por news reporters.
News: Can tu tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying tu beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If tu touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend tu of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*
Harry was at another hospital where his partner was at.
Peter: Thanks for coming to check on me tu guys.
Harry: No problem Pete.
Kayla: You're welcome handsome.
Peter: Tell the kids I'm going to be out in four days.
Kayla: Sure thing baby *kisses Peter*
Nurse: Ok tu two, your time is up.
Harry & Kayla: *walk down stairs*
Kayla: How do tu know Peter?
Harry: He's my partner in the police force.
Kayla: That's nice. How many crimes did tu solve together?
Harry: None. But he helped me prevent a poni, pony from killing himself.
Kayla: Wow.
Harry: I went up to where he was about to jump, and when he did jump I caught him.
Kayla: Why did he jump with tu up there?
Harry: I forced him to. Do tu enjoy being married to a cop?
Kayla: Why? What's your wife like?
Harry: She died three years ago.
Kayla: Oh, that's so sad.
Harry: Yeah. Peter's a good poni, pony I don't want the same stuff happening to him.
That night, in a gunshop.
Scorpio: Hello.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Scorpio: I'm great. Listen, I need a gun, any gun.
Cashier: Well I have a Walther from WW2.
Scorpio: Let me see it.
Cashier: *shows gun
Scorpio: Ok *K.O's cashier*
After knocking out the cashier, Scorpio estola ammo for the gun he had, and took más money. He was now going to make his escape.
2 B continued
News: Can tu tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying tu beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If tu touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend tu of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*
Harry was at another hospital where his partner was at.
Peter: Thanks for coming to check on me tu guys.
Harry: No problem Pete.
Kayla: You're welcome handsome.
Peter: Tell the kids I'm going to be out in four days.
Kayla: Sure thing baby *kisses Peter*
Nurse: Ok tu two, your time is up.
Harry & Kayla: *walk down stairs*
Kayla: How do tu know Peter?
Harry: He's my partner in the police force.
Kayla: That's nice. How many crimes did tu solve together?
Harry: None. But he helped me prevent a poni, pony from killing himself.
Kayla: Wow.
Harry: I went up to where he was about to jump, and when he did jump I caught him.
Kayla: Why did he jump with tu up there?
Harry: I forced him to. Do tu enjoy being married to a cop?
Kayla: Why? What's your wife like?
Harry: She died three years ago.
Kayla: Oh, that's so sad.
Harry: Yeah. Peter's a good poni, pony I don't want the same stuff happening to him.
That night, in a gunshop.
Scorpio: Hello.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Scorpio: I'm great. Listen, I need a gun, any gun.
Cashier: Well I have a Walther from WW2.
Scorpio: Let me see it.
Cashier: *shows gun
Scorpio: Ok *K.O's cashier*
After knocking out the cashier, Scorpio estola ammo for the gun he had, and took más money. He was now going to make his escape.
2 B continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..