Tommy: Cole... tu stupid.

Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.

Tommy: Sheneneh, tu say you're a Christian woman... yet tu sit here and tu lie to these people. Now tu better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!

Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!

Martin: Pam, do tu prefer to be called "Ms. o Mr."?
Pam: Do tu prefer "Jack" o "a**"?

Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!

Valentino: I told you, tu could...