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 The Lord of the Rings “Adventures of Arda”
The Lord of the Rings “Adventures of Arda”
This (Arda) Universe is much different from Tolkien’s tale. Before Gandalf and Frodo take their leave to Aman, with the elves Gandalf senses the return of Sauron.
In this epic version (Arda) is peopled not only por Men, but por Wizards, Witches, Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Fauns, Centaurs, Fairies, sirenas and unicornios including Griffins. Also por monsters like Dragons, Trolls, Goblins, Orcs, Werewolves, and vampiros including Ents and Giants.
Men, Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits resided in Middle-Earth. Men also resided in Darkland along with Fauns, hadas and Centaurs. Giants lived in between mountains...
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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the segundo opportunity for fans in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, o ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
posted by Mallory101
1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth o a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that tu had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One por One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge dicho you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron dicho you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting siguiente to each...
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1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth o a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that tu had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One por One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge dicho you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron dicho you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting siguiente to each...
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posted by ThatsLeft
Sauron has the face of Satan. Every one knew he was evil, because everyone thought sauron was Satan, and those who knew the trial, was a hoax liked Stan. He lived near the shire, at mordor, never as a beast, simply as a human. Once the trial was complete, he was enslaved por Stan. So where all the orcs with him, and so on. They lived at mount doom. That is Satan's place, where sauron they dicho ruled, but was enslaved. Slowly he evolved into the universal predator, killing Stan. All orcs freed, soon afterwards they came to kill the newly freed slaves, worried as slave owners. The story is about bringing the ring to Satan's stronghold, so Satan can be reborn, that's why it should stay with its attendant. Sauromon is not our Allie, I'm pretty willy nilly at which. They where all safely enslaved at the time of the book, actuación a little different when free.
Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do tu like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are tu going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish preguntas I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...
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posted by Mallory101
The Lord of the Rings is an epic high fantasía novel written por philologist J.R.R Tolkien. The story began as a sequel to Tolkien's earlier, less complex children's fantasía novel The Hobbit (1937), but eventually developed into a much larger work. It was written in stages between 1937 and 1949, much of it during World War II. Although generally known to readers as a trilogy, Tolkien initially intended it as one volume of a two volume set, with the other volume to be The Silmarillion; however, the publisher was not interested in the segundo volume and in 1954-5 printed The Lord of the Rings as...
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posted by lotrlover247
In the lotr and hobbit cine they have this Lema that I have picked up on. All elves are smart and all dwarves are dumb. In the libros the high elves are supposed to be smart and the wood elves are supposed to be dumb. In the hobbit book when bilbo and the dwarves get captured por the wood elves every thing is made of leaves and wood, but in the movie there is no clear difference between the high elves and the wood elves. And in the lotr book legolas is kinda dumb and gimli is smarter but in the movie the writers switched up their personallities. maybe its just me but it agrovates me so much!
I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! fuego the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen....
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posted by Christine0223
This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my favorito! song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope tu like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do tu weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon tu will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can tu see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry tu home

dawn will turn to silver...
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halcón Theatre presents A Dog Named pescado production of

Fellowship!, A Musical Parody of The Fellowship of the Ring

Directed por Joel McCrary
Book por Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary
Music por Allen Simpson Lyrics por Everybody

Previews begin June 4 for the 6-Week Engagement
OPENS Saturday, June 6 at 8PM

April 17, 2009, Burbank, CA ;
The halcón Theatre presents A Dog Named pescado production of Fellowship!, a musical parody of "The Fellowship of the Ring". Written por Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary with música por Allen Simpson, Joel McCrary directs nine of the world's best improvisers in this...
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posted by Mallory101
1. tu have millons of fotos and drawings in your room

2.always talk about the movies

3. have seen all 3 of the cine over 6 times each

4.are apart of the lotr spot

5.ride caballos in your spare time

6. practice sword fighting with a fake o real sword

7. have a rivedell,gondor,rohan ect flag copy in your room

8. have lotr figures

9. own the libros o have read them

10. have a secert crush on a person from the movies

11. practice fighting evil dragons

12.Have pictures and drawings of people and places

13. try to learn elf

14. always study the map of middle earth

15.always have dreams of being in middle earth...
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With the ring reaper. With Wraithes tu liked less. Your scared of Samara, tu didn't like any of my orcs. Earth was designed to handle impact like a modern crush car. With cavities to protect dismantlement of earths interior. Cavities many time filled with satanic temples of demons. Mordor is here, don't worry, this the gates of Hell. Your a Christian Frodo, the most sinless individuals, like yourself, turning into the worst psychopaths. Satan is Jesus, his son Freddy the devil, Lucifer is god, every story written backwards. tu wore the ring to much, your not innocent enough, for the task. amor sauron.
posted by Mallory101
1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind fecha with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond canto in the ducha, ducha de *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a árbol and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...
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posted by Mallory101
On the first día of navidad a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the segundo día of navidad a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third día of navidad a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth día of navidad a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth día of navidad a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...
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posted by delamico
Okay, so this is a fic me and my friend wrote ages ago. No actually it's just some 5 years o so, but tu know what I mean. Its English is just awful, 5 years hace we spoke (and especially wrote) a very very bad English full of various kinds of mistakes. I'm sorry about that in advance, but this is so stupid, and yet such a wonderful memory of mine too, I have to post it.. Hope you'll enjoy, o at least have a laugh at some parts. Here we go..

Of césped, hierba and stewed rabbit, that is how to smuggle drugs inside of dead rabbits?

Elrond: Elves and Men both have been living hard times recently. As for...
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rosas are red,
Your eyes are beautiful and blue,
If I died,
It would have always been for you.

I stare at tu every day,
Nothing tears me away,
Whenever tu smile,
It's in a lovely kind of way.

I would do anything just to see you,
o touch your smooth skin,
o maybe even your soft lips,
You're the one I'm infatuated in.

And I want tu to know, if tu ever needed someone,
To care for tu and amor you,
I would be there for you,
tu have to realise...it's true.

Will tu be my Valentine?
xx
 I amor you. x
I love you. x
posted by cupcakeimissyou
YES! another. :3

I am a fan of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do tu think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do tu guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to tu guys responses and etc. so yeah!
Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the disney film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
link.

Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn



LYRICS:

Nasty Elf pan de molde, pan takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows tu tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we...
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posted by matchesrulezu
The título can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth escritura of the contrasts between the libros and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, tu would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR libros should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while...
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