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The Best Dog Breed for Every Zodiac Sign

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Admit it: You’ve fantasized about your future Fido más than a couple times. tu walk into the shelter, lock eyes with “the one” and the siguiente thing tu know, you’re frolicking through fields of freshly mowed césped, hierba and endless tenis balls with your true love. Except, how are tu supposed to know which breed is going to be your best match (or if your current four-legged friend is your ultimate counterpart)? Turn to the stars, of course. Here, the best dog for every zodiac sign.

1. PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20): French Bulldog
You’re full of surprises, dear Pisces, and the same goes...

my other spots 🍀❤🐾🍀

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Here are all of my other spots that I've made, feel free to take a look and if tu like registrarse and perhaps spread the word 😄
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How to Give Your Cat a Pill 2

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1.Grasp cat firmly in your arms. cuna its head on your elbow, just as
if tu were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "Thats a nice kitty."
Drop pill into its mouth.

2. Retrieve cat from parte superior, arriba of lamp and pill from under sofa.

3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left
hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth
with right forefinger.

4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse
to get new cat.)

5. Again proceed as in 1, except when tu have cat firmly cradled in
bottle-feeding position, sit down on...

Rules of Cat Behaviour

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If tu have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If tu cannot manage
this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push tu off and will even call tu "nice kitty."
If tu can arrange to have cat comida on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps o rubbing against pantalones, pantalón legs, select colores which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand...

5 Reasons Why Your Dog Should Sleep In Your cama At Night

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Healthy for you

Contrary to the popular belief that sleeping with your dog could be unhealthy, it is actually the opposite. If you’re fighting depression, stress o anxiety, perros can provide a good therapy session if tu curl around them during the night. Keeping stress and depression away can make tu less prone to corazón attack and even lower cholesterol level. A stress free life is a healthier and happier life. So if tu don’t have allergies o asthma, then sharing your cama with a dog is not a bad idea.

Better sleep

Almost every person experiences some sleeping difficulties at one point...

5 Incredible Things perros Can Sense Before They Happen

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perros are incredibly intuitive and aware of their surroundings. They know when their person is sad and can pick up on stress when their household is in chaos. Some people believe that perros can predict when someone is going to die o can see spirits. Below are some of the other amazing things perros can sense, for one reason o another.

1. Earthquakes

Records as far back as ancient Greece tells of perros fleeing the city of Helice before a tragic earthquake. China also has stories of perros mostrando signs of distress before seismic activity. Although perros are very much aware of their surroundings, some...

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The parte superior, arriba Ten Cat Rules

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parte superior, arriba Ten Cat Rules

Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

yellow tabby kitty cat close up
Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers o on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the almohada por invitation...

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Science Confirms perros amor Us 🐶🐱

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Science Confirms perros amor Us

Science has confirmed that perros amor us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are tu telling me perros look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And tu smell interesting. I amor you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. tu should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior gatos occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. gatos see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...

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Life Explained por God

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Life Explained por God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all día por the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in o walks past. For this, I will give tu a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give tu back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the segundo day, God...

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The Dog’s Diary🐶

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8:00 am - Dog food! My favorito! thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorito! thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorito! thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorito! thing!
12:00 pm - leche bones! My favorito! thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorito! thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorito! thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorito! thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorito! thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorito! thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorito! thing!

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If a Dog was Your Teacher, tu Would Learn:🐶

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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. perros amor 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...

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The Cat’s Diary😄

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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed picadillo, hash o some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a ratón and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...

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parte superior, arriba Ten Cat Rules

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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers o on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the almohada por invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the almohada too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.

Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill

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Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and cuna it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, cuna cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...

arco iris Bridge

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arco iris Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called arco iris Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to arco iris Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animales who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor;
those who were hurt o maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember
them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animales are happy and content, except...

PREHISTORIC DOG

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PREHISTORIC DOG FOUND WITH MAMMOTH BONE IN MOUTH

Paleolithic dog remains were found, one dog with a large mammoth bone in its mouth.
The prehistoric perros likely hauled mammoth tusks and meat and consumed mammoths too.
The dogs' brains were removed after death, suggesting ritual significance, possibly tied to releasing their spirits.
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The fossilized dog skull clutches the mammoth bone, seen sticking out of the front. Click to enlarge this image.
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The remains of three Paleolithic dogs, including one with a mammoth bone in its mouth, have been unearthed at Predmostí in the Czech...

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Methods for Finding Your Spirit Animal

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There are any number of ways to find your spirit animal.

-Pay attention to what animal o animales keep mostrando up in songs, pictures, movies, books, conversations, etc. Trust that if Red Cardinals, Horses, Crickets, etc, keep appearing to you, they are trying to help tu in some way.

-Meditation & journeying involves attaining an altered state of consciousness and the use of deep imagery o visualization with the specific intention of meeting your spirit animal guide(s).

-These methods can be guided (spoken, drumming, música with vocals) o it can be non-guided (silence, nature sounds, instrumental-only...