Rachel: "Look guys, these steps are not hard! I’ve been doing them since preschool!" Kurt: "I’m sorry, did I miss the election for queen. Cause I didn’t vote for you."
Finn: "Look, I owe tu guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!" Rachel: "That was you?" Kurt: "You and your friends threw pee balloons at me." Finn: "I know." Kurt: "You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."
(To bullies) "One día tu will all work for me."
(To Mercedes) "You look like a technicolor zebra."