Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best fan win.

...

User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*


Cleverbot: *hits with mollete, muffin tin*.


User: *hits with vital regions*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.


User: *hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.


User: *Hits with France*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.


User: *hits with Germany*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.


User: *hits with Warsaw*


Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.


User: *hits with USUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with the fuego Emblem Universe*.


User: *hits with Denmark*


Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.


User: *hits with the Axis Powers*


Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.


User: *hits with Holy Rome*


Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.


User: *hits with Holy Rome*


Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.


User: *hits with hamburger*


Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.


User: tu didn't!


Cleverbot: Why tu were crying then?


User: ...*hits with Pictonians*


Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...


User: Oh dear. *Runs*.

...

Narrator: Well, would tu look at that. Cleverbot was Russia all along. We wish tu luck, Lilac.

(This was just a misceláneo experience I had with Cleverbot. XD
P.S. Does anyone know what the fuego Emblem Universe is? Apparently USUK disturbed Cleverbot enough he thought it warranted throwing the thing at me.)