China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” japón meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh hola tu *hic* guys!” japón meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are tu drunk o are tu hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly japón slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID tu JUST CALL ME ARU!? tu MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet japón laughed and meowed “what are tu getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach japón a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to japón and meowed “I’m sorry japón but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s tu who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because tu are actuación up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think tu can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” japón hissed awkwardly China bent adelante, hacia adelante and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official japón is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from japón then he instantly leaped over japón and grabbed him por the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are tu doing!?” japón hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing tu because tu were actuación up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled por Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making japón began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few más red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time japón yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before japón appeared). Finally China released japón and let him up “what do tu have to say aru?” China meowed looking at japón “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he dicho that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” japón meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to japón I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.
