China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” japón meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh hola tu *hic* guys!” japón meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are tu drunk o are tu hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly japón slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!”...