Who's up for a caption Contest? [Round 4]

Voldemort: Yes, Severus?...
Severus: It's the chairs my lord, they're too uncomfortable...I hear... Ikea has a sale on right now...
Yaxley (to himself): Oh, please, please, please, say yes

Voldemort: Snape, I hear tu have some news for us.

Snape: Yes my lord, Cedric Diggory is not dead.

Voldemort (Frowns): But... But... But

Snape: He suffers a fate worse than death my Lord.

Yaxley: What might that be.

Snape: He's forced to live with Bella Swan.

Whole table: *gasps*

Bellatrix: *vomits*

Voldemort: *snickers*

Voldy: Severus, what is this proposition tu have for me?
Severus: My Lord, I think we should sparkle.

Snape: But...but... My Lord, that last piece of cake was mine :(

From left to right:
- What's the news, Severus?
- What are tu saying? *thinks*
- My lord... we have run out of snake food. *full of regret*
- WATTAFAK? *thinks*
- God, save us. I don't want to be dinner. Not tonight. *mutters to himself*

Voldemort:Anybody got a good Slogan?
Snape: Come to the Dark Side. We've got Cookies!

i have absolutley no idea what the pregunta is??!! teehee there isnt a pregunta anyway

Why no nose Voldie?

*Voldie and Snape in staring contest*

Snape: Don't blink...don't blink. My eyes are so dry...

vouldemort's corazón thinking: i want to control all the things and want that all will bcum my servant bcus they deserve it, i want to bcum the king of the whole world and want to finish nice/good persons like harry
snape:let the time come when vouldemort will die then i will be the king!!!!!!!
like this all r thinking and thats the difference b/w good spirit and evil spirit

Snape: What do tu mean, 'We're having a drink contest with no booze'?

Snape: I think something is wrong with Bellatrix
Voldy: why
Snape: she's not sitting right siguiente to you, getting all close and what not
Bellatrix: *spazzes out due to lack of Voldemort*

*snape looks around nervously*
voldy: yes, severus? whatevr is the matter?
snape: my lord, im afraid…im afraid that IceT & Coco has been cancelled
yaxley: thats not possible! whats gonna happen? oh no…*holds head in hands, sighs*