glee glee Quote Contest [Round 7]; Emma Pillsbury (Full frases in the comments):

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53 fans picked:
OCFan123: "Yeah, sunglasses are um, really really cool..."
   25%
iLoveChair: "...I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself"
   17%
bety_7723: "..He has 74 flaws as of yesterday"
   15%
spikes_girl: "If tu can't take Mohammed to the mountain.."
   15%
girly_girl: "If we were to rank crushable teachers at this school.."
   11%
Shandiii: "...Two months later, Versace was dead."
   8%
ajhalecullen: "So what would, um, getting married mean exactly?.."
   8%
glee_lover_96: "Oh..this is really noisy..but they're clean!"
   2%
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swimchick picked Shandiii: "...Two months later, Versace was dead.":
It was hard for me to know how to shorten these quotes because they were all so long this round. So I tried to choose what I thought was the funniest part of each one.

I love this actually. I think Emma can be funny once in awhile, but for me this is her best moment.
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swimchick picked Shandiii: "...Two months later, Versace was dead.":
1. "Sunglasses. Yeah sunglasses are um, really, really cool. I always see, you know, celebrities wear them in um, magazines. Even at night, doesn't need to be day. Very popular. Gives you a sense of mystery, you know? Rappers." Mash-Up

2. "We've got a problem. They're doing all of our numbers, the kids are completely freaking out Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Isreal just wet himself." Sectionals

3. "Ken has a lot of flaws. He has seventy-four flaws as of yesterday." Mattress

4. "oh... this is really noisy... but they're clean" Pilot

5. "And if you can't take Mohammed to the mountain, then you gotta get Mohammed to bring the mountain... down... to his house... Mohammed's house, wherever he’s staying.." Hairography

6. "If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet." Ballad

7. "A couple of years ago I started an online flirtation with an old high school flame. Things got weird and I called it off. Two months later, Versace was dead." Rhodes Not Taken

8. "So, what would, uhm, getting married mean exactly? Because I would want to keep my last name, and I'd want to continue living in different parts of town, and I think it would be best if we didn't see each other after school.." Vitamin D
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brittlegirl94 picked spikes_girl: "If tu can't take Mohammed to the mountain..":
MUAHAHA, always cracks me up. Also sunglasses. :D
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robothor1111 picked iLoveChair: "...I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself":
"We've got a problem. They're doing all of our numbers, the kids are completely freaking out Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Isreal just wet himself."
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iLoveChair picked bety_7723: "..He has 74 flaws as of yesterday":
Also "if we were to rank crushable teachers at this school..." :]
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bety_7723 picked Shandiii: "...Two months later, Versace was dead.":
LMAO..! now when I see something about Versace I think on Emma.!
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EmilyELewis picked girly_girl: "If we were to rank crushable teachers at this school..":
What about "And I'm pretty sure it's not a fake ID because he looks like an eleven year old milkmaid"?
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spikes_girl picked iLoveChair: "...I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself":
MAJOR LULZ.
I crack up every time she says it, although part of it is probably 'cuz of Artie in the background. :PP
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Nibylandija picked iLoveChair: "...I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself":
LMAO. Emma rocks.
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GilmoreFreak picked OCFan123: "Yeah, sunglasses are um, really really cool...":
that was soooo cute. emma is soooo sweet <3
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JasAlice picked iLoveChair: "...I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself":
lol
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