Joffrey Baratheon & Varys

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This fan story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and dicho "How's it going?"

She dicho "Bad and I won't tell tu why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow dicho "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically dicho "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon dicho "Sister...