"Mom and Dad are right," Eddy sighed to himself. "Sure, I've got time in college to decide on a major, but I don't have ANYTHING I like in school right now? How am I supposed to pick when there's no choices?"

The ringing of his phone disturbed Eddy's thoughts. He dashed to it, and picked it up. "Hello?"

"Hi Eddy."

Eddy gulped Dana! What did Dana want? Sure, they'd talked in school that day, but that didn't mean he wanted to fecha her again, if that's what she was thinking!

"Oh, hi Dana," Eddy replied.

"Look, I really need help with a project and I was hoping tu could aid a friend in need."

Eddy sighed...

"Everybody’s looking for a something

One thing that makes it all complete

You’ll find it in the strangest places

Places tu never knew it could be"

The newly risen sun was shining down upon the houses in the seemingly tranquil cul-de-sac. Looks often prove to be deceiving, though.

Edd stepped out into the daylight, making sure that he didn’t soil his nice, clean clothes. There was no sign of his inane friends, yet. That was good. Maybe he would have a few hours of silence. Unfortunately, his hopes of a peaceful morning went down the drain as Ed and Eddy came dashing up the road toward him....

One Day,Edd Was escritura A amor Letter To Marie,And Just When He Put It In The Kankers mailbox, Marie Came Up.

Marie:Hi,Double-D!

Edd:Hi,Marie! Oh,Here,You Can Have This Now That You're Here.

Edd Hands Marie The Letter.Marie Reads The amor Letter,Which Reads,

If A Man Loves A Woman,I amor You,Marie.
Your Voice Brings Peace Of Mind To All.
A Simple kiss From tu Is A Blessing.
Your Infinite Beauty Is An Image más Beautiful Than An Angel,
And I Would amor To Have tu As My Wife Someday.

All My Love,
Edd

Marie Finishes The Letter And Smiles.

Marie:Oh,Double-D,You're A Genius At Poetry! I'm Gonna Frame This...

Eddy Was Free Of Lee Kanker's Determination,But He Was Still Mourning Sayuri's Death.He Didn't Know What Was Coming...He Walked Outside To The Cul-De-Sac,Where Edd Was Talking To A Girl,And Saw Eddy.

Edd:Oh,Hello Eddy! There's A New Girl In The Cul-De-Sac!

Eddy Looked.SAYURI!

Eddy Ran Up And Hugged Her.

Eddy:SAYURI! Oh,I Thought I Would Never See tu Again!

Girl:WHAT Are tu TALKING About???

Eddy Took A Few Steps Back,And Gasped.He Had Missed A Few Details.The Girl Had Long,Red Hair,But Her Odangos Were Round,And She Wore An naranja Silk Dress,With Black Shoes.

Girl:I Don't Know WHO This Sayuri Girl...

"Dear Diary..." Leela Diane Kanker Began As She Wrote The First Page In Her Brand New Diary.

"My Name Is Lee Kanker.I Am 13 Years Old,And I Have A Wonderful Boyfriend Named Eddy Hamilton.Yet We Weren't Always Lovers...Or So People THOUGHT..."She Sighed,Chewed On The End Of Her Pen,And Continued To Write.

"Eddy And I Were enamorados Behind Our Friends' Backs.I've Always Wanted To Tell Somebody,And tu Are The Perfect Outlet For Me.Our Story Begins At My Trailer.My Sisters And I Find The Eds Stranded Out In The Woods,Covered In Filth.They Had Fainted,And I Don't Know Why They Got So Worked Up About...

"Why Do Birds,Suddenly Appear...Every Time...You Are Near..."

The Song,"Close To You"By The Carpenters,Came On The Train Radio.Marie Started To Cry Softly.

May:Something Wrong,Marie?

Marie:This Is The Song Edd And I First Danced To...

Marie Took Out Her Diary And Wrote:

"Dear Diary,

I'm On A Train With My Sisters,We Are Leaving melocotón Creek Forever.We'd Hate For The Eds To Be In Danger We Caused.We Threw Our Lockets Out The Window,To Destroy The amargo, amargos Harshness Of Leaving.I Know It Sounds Foolish,I Hated To Do It,But It Had To Be Done..."Close To You"By The Carpenters Is On The Radio,The Song Edd...

Marie Was Lying On Her cama During The Afternoon,She Was Wearing A White Shirt,Black Jeans,And Red Sneakers.She Was escritura In Her Diary. She Wrote:

"Dear Diary,

Yesterday Me And Edd Gave That Kevin What He Deserved.We Found Out That The Ones That Sabatoged Our fecha And My Sister's Dates Was Johnny 2x4 And Plank! But It Wasn't Their Fault,Johnny Was Threatened por Kevin,So He Was Just Kevin's Henchman.Well,I Finally Won Edd.I Can't Stop Looking At The Picture Inside My Locket! I Never Take It Off,I'm Wearing It Right Now! Double-D's Helping Me Perfect My Dancing Skills,So We Can Do The Waltz Perfectly!...

It Was navidad In melocotón Creek, And The Cul-De-Sac Was Preparing For The Awaited Holiday. The Eds, o Ed, Edd, And Eddy As They Were Also Known, Were In Eddy's Room, Decorating A Medium-Sized navidad Tree. Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Fa La La La La,They Sang.

There Was A Knock On The Door. "I'll Get It." Edd Offered, Walking Towards The Door. He Slid It Open To Find The Kanker Sisters, o May, Lee, And Marie As They Were Also Known, At The Door. May Wore A Baby Blue Sweatsuit, Marie Wore A Green chaqueta With Blue Jeans, And Lee Wore A Red Sweater With Blue Jeans, Her Hair Done Up...

One day, they heard a knock at their door. It was a castillo Carrier with an invitation from the castle. Edderella took the invitation, and quickly closed the door. Just as he was about to open the envelope, Stepbrother Eddy snatched it from his hand. He starts to read the invitation.

It said:

"You are cordially invited to attend the summer ball at the castle, to beld on August the 8th. Beginning 8:00 RSUP required.

Sincerity

The King and Queen"

STEPBROTHER EDDY AND ED: (chanted happily) Yay! We are going to the ball! We are going to the ball!

After all the excitement subsided, Edderella took a bucket...

Ed, Edd, And Eddy Were Running Down The Path, The Kanker Sisters Hot On Their Trail.

Eddy: HELP!

Edd: PLEASE ASSIST!

Ed: KETCHUP!

Kankers: Come Back Here, Darlings!

They Ran Into Ed's Basement And Locked The Door.

Edd: I Think We lost Them.

Ed: Buttered(Pant)Toast.

Eddy: Darn Kankers! Theyre So Repulsive!

Edd: Incredible, Eddy! I Didnt Know tu Used Words Like Repulsive!

Eddy: Shut Up.

Edd: What Does That Mean, Exactly?

Ed: Whats This?

Ed Scratched His Face And Pointed To A Book On His Bed. Edd Picked It Up. It Read On The Cover;Quest For The Raneth;

Edd: Hmm;This Looks Like A Fine Novel.

Eddy: I Hate Books....

This Is The Sequel To "Cry For The Shadow Of Yesterday"If tu Haven't Read It,READ THAT FIRST!!! Thank You.

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It was A Sunny Day,And Sayuri Was Lying On Her cama Thinking About Her Past.

Sayuri:Why Must The Memories From My Past Haunt Me? I Succeeded In Finding amor Like Satsuri Said,But My Past Still Haunts Me.I Need To Clear My Thoughts...

Sayuri Gets Up And Walks Off.In The Meantime,Eddy Was Walking Up To Sayuri's House.He Knocks.

Eddy:Sayuri?

No Answer.He Opens The Door.

Eddy:Sayuri?

He Walks Inside And Shuts The Door.He Walks Into Sayuri's Room,And Finds A Drawer Open.(Uh-Oh...)He...

Just so tu know if your wondering I changed the name of my fanfictions from "Whats really under the dump?" to "Ed,Edd,and Eddy Teenage Territory."


(CONTINUING TRANSMISSION)


Ella:So what were tu saying?

Edd:Well...I...Listen...I really need to(blushes)get into this party tonight o your brother is going to kill me so-

Ella:Say what?!You could have just asked me to take tu as my fake date.

Edd:(sighs with relief)Thats what I was doing...

Ella:(blushes)Oh...Okay then...see tu there...don't let my brother tick tu off btw...


(MEANWHILE IN A GENDER SWAPPED UNIVERSE.....)


(theres 3 teenage girls hiding...

I watched the Ed, Edd, and Eddy Big Picture Show this weekend, and I was very impressed. Hopefully tu were, too. Here is what I thought about the movie, with its strengths and weaknesses.

The beginning was very well done, where the audience wants to know why Ed is trying to hide his posessions, why Double D is crying, and why Eddy is actuación más strangely than normal. Of course, it has to do with one of their world-famous scams, but what was it that made them feel the need to run away? I was dying to know, but I never figured it out. I have some theories, but I would've liked to know.

The fact...

Edd Was In His Backyard,Adding Some Finishing Touches.He Just Got An In-Ground Pool,And An In-Ground Hot Tub.The Pool Had A Diving Board,And A Water Slide.The Hot Tub Had Bubbles,And Jets.Plus A Special Whirlpool Technique That Edd Put In.(Tested,Of Course)He Invited Everybody In The Cul-De-Sac,Even Kevin And The Kankers!

Edd:So I'm Polite! What?

Okay...Let's Go On.Edd Was Wearing His Yellow Trunks,And Michelle Was First To Arrive.She Wore A Purple one piece Swimsuit.

Michelle:Hi,Double-D! Am I The First One Here?

Edd:Hello,Michelle! And Yes,You Are The First One Here.Come On Out.

Michelle:Thanks....

Ok, one día Double D was on his computer with a secret obsession, he loves to play Solitaire!

Edd: OH YEAH BABY! I'm gonna win myself one! So let's see, this red ace goes on one of the card decks, and...

Then a message pops up saying he loses!

Edd: ARGH! This is the hundredth time I've lost! I WANT TO WIN THIS ALREADY! (he has been pulling his hair in frustration)

Eddy: C'mon Double D! We have to do a scam now!

Edd: Uh, one second! I'm playing this card game right now!

He loses again.

Edd: ARGHHHHH!!!!!

Eddy: Double D, it's just a stupid game!

Edd: But Eddy, I must win!!

Ed: I am dead from the neck up....

Sayuri Was In Bed,Sleeping Soundly,Wearing Her Winter White Nightgown.Her Twinkling Green Eyes Then Opened,And A Smile Crossed Her Face.She Got Up,And Got Dressed In Her Blue Silk Dress,White Shoes,And She Let Her Hair Down And Brushed It.She Then Put It In The Heart-Shaped Odangoes She Loved,And Slipped On Her oro Locket With Eddy's Picture In It.She Looked At Herself In A Full-Lenth Mirror,And Walked Outside.She Walked Over To The Cul-De-Sac,And Saw Eddy Standing On His Front Lawn.

Sayuri:Good Morning,Eddy!

Eddy Turned To See His Girlfriend,And Smiled At Her.

Eddy:Good Morning,Sayuri!

Sayuri:Is...

Edd Was Dressed In A White Robe,His Eyes Closed,Beautiful ángel Wings Fluttering In The Wind.He Was In The Land Of The Dead.

Voice:Hello,Edd.Nice To See tu Again.

Edd Opened His Eyes.Sayuri Stood Before Him.

Edd:Sayuri...But You're Dead...

Sayuri:I Know,But tu Are Too.You're In The Land Of The Dead.

Edd:What?! But I Can't Be Dead! I'm Just A Kid! I Haven't Lead The Life I've Dreamed Of,And Eddy And Ed Need Me! And I Need Them...

Sayuri:I Know How tu Feel...This Is What I Experienced When I First Got Here.

Edd:But I Promised Eddy I Wouldn't Leave Again! And Now...I Won't See Eddy o Ed Ever Again......

"And, cut!" Eddy yelled, waving a hand in the air to signal for Dry Rain to stop. The band members quit playing, and looked up at him expectantly.

"Thats all," he winked, and Edd sighed with relief.

"What an exhausting day!" he chuckled. "I didnt realize staring in a música video would be so much work!"

It was a bright and beautiful Sunday afternoon in the cul-de-sac, which had been carefully reserved for the filming of Edds alternative band, Dry Rain, in their first música video. It had been a great idea por Eddy to sell copies of the video at the long-awaited Homecoming Dance this coming Friday....

Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D!
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That tu Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will tu Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every...