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 " Crazy jokes. At least tu are my fan, so maybe tu could write an articulo for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."
" Crazy jokes. At least you are my fan, so maybe you could write an article for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."
Hello everyone. This articulo will contain jokes about Snow White, but don't worry, no sexual jokes. I've searched for all of these jokes on various sites, made up myself o caught my eye in a comment. Don't forget to have fun while reading!

1- * Warning: Do not see this joke as an insult to Snow White.

Joke: Snow White is pretty...Pretty weird.

* The joke is owned por ⋅ Fαllen ⋅ (YouTube)

2- Joke: Snow White is going to participate in a talent show. In this competition, Snow White will mostrar everyone how she talks to animals. However, she finished third in the competition. The first was shrek and the segundo was Cinderella. How did shrek get first place?

*Answer: shrek talked to talking donkey and puss in boots, which are animales that cenicienta and Snow White can't talk to.

* The owner of this joke: Elsafan1010 (that's me)

3- Joke: Snow White is the best judge, why?

*Answer: Because she is the fairest of them all!

* Where I found this joke: Pinterest

4- Joke: The evil queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple.

"Is this manzana, apple natural?" ' asked the princess.

Yes, the evil queen replied. The evil queen told Snow White that she would stop por later. But when the queen returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the manzana, apple and added it to the dwarfs' pie.

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

5- Joke: After the evil queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White collapsed on the ground. But one last word came out of Snow White's mouth. Hearing this word, the queen saved Snow White and married the prince, why and how?

*Answer: Snow White dicho to the queen, "If tu have powers, why don't tu transform yourself into someone más beautiful than me?"

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

6- Joke: How did the evil queen become the most beautiful person in the world por gifting Snow White with an iphone?

* Answer: Snow White, looking at the phone too much, spoiled her eyes and had to wear ugly glasses.

*The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

7- Joke: What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?

*Answer: Someday my prints will come…

* The site where I found the joke: link

8- Joke: Why does Snow White never go out in the sun?

* Answer: Because she is afraid that her skin will turn tan and that her name is not Snow White, but Brown Princess.

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

9- Joke: My mom's phone contraseña has eight characters and it's about Snow White. My mother's contraseña is "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Why?

* Answer: Because Snow White plus seven dwarfs make eight characters.

* Where I found the joke: link

10- Joke: The one girl says: "Take my phone, can tu please call my mother that I'll be inicial soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"

"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."

*Answer: Answer to joke 9

* Where I found the joke: link

Thank tu for reading. If tu write the jokes that tu do not understand in the comments, I can explain them in detail. Do not forget to write in the comentarios which joke tu like the most.
 See ya!
See ya!
Hello there guys!

After disneyscreencaps.com had to take down all screencaps of disney cine they had,
many people don´t know where they can get high quality screencaps for their editing, icono and crossover making needs.

Don´t worry, i´m here to help ;)


This tutorial will mostrar tu a very easy way on how to take your own screencaps with the "VLC Media Player".

Let´s start!



Step 1

Get the VLC Media Player, if tu don´t have it already.




Step 2

Open it, click on "Tools" and go to the "Preferences".




Step 3

A new window with the preferences will open.
Click on "Hotkeys" and find the command...
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11. Mulan

It's not that I don't like Mulan, it's a good movie, but I don't like most of the characters in the movie, the animación is good, but a bit bland compared to other cine and I don't find the story to be interesting when compared to the stories for the other 10 cine above.

10. The Princess and The Frog

Another good movie, but it has problems. First of all while there are many good characters in this movie most of my favoritos has less screentime and my least favoritos have más and that makes the movie less interesting compared to the 9 above. Also some scenes are really...
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 I need 6 eggs!
I need 6 eggs!
Welcome! Really this articulo should have been up months ago, but I've been a little busy so I'm sorry for that. Better late than never I suppose! In April-May 2013 I did a reverse countdown where people voted for their favourite characters from 'Beauty and the Beast' and here are the results! I'll also include some comentarios from users since this countdown wouldn't have been possible if people didn't vote. Thank tu to all who participated!

(I didn't include the Baker so I hope he doesn't try to kill me in my sleep with a baguette o something)

18. Monsieur D'Arque
 "Oh that is despicable... I amor it!"
"Oh that is despicable......
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I'm so excited to finally get to write this article! I thought this was an incredibly interesting countdown, and I want to give a huge "Thank you!" to everyone who participated. This was my first countdown and it was so much fun! I have a bunch of ideas for other ones I can conduct in the future. So anyway, I'm gonna stop blabbing now and get to what you're all actually here for: the results! Enjoy...

10. The Princess and the Frog

It was no surprise that this movie came in dead last. It was practically a unanimous vote! Every single person who comentó voted that this should be the first to...
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 There have been many others to go through this pain, though never had they heard screams so loud and painful from this ordeal. They looked through the tent to see her, though they were shocked at the hurt they saw on her face.
There have been many others to go through this pain, though never had they heard screams so loud and painful from this ordeal. They looked through the tent to see her, though they were shocked at the hurt they saw on her face.
*If tu haven't already read my first fanfiction, please do as it is the story before this one and therefore this might not make sense unless tu have read it first. tu can find the story with the link below.
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John Smith had enjoyed two wonderful years with his wife Pocahontas. In those two years there had been ups and downs as with any married couple, but they never lost sight of how their amor had been found again. Through the seasons that passed, they never lost each other. She had been the joy of his life and he had been hers. As perfect at their life was, there was a change that was...
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 Only princess a mother...let's see how the others would do.
Only princess a mother...let's see how the others would do.
Mother
So I did this countdown to see which of our non-mothering princesses would be the best mother…the results for me were a bit shocking and disappointing (Just for me I’m sure the rest of tu guys were happy o at least kind of happy). Anyway here it is. All around let’s hope we don’t have another Ariel mother moment.

10: Jasmine
Three mother who are the same. Kim K, Skokie and Jasmine, they really just don’t have the patience be good mothers. All three around would just give the baby to their maids o nannies o Genie to take care of while they go off and have fun and do shopping....
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Since I am trying to make the Princess Of The mes más popular, this is another one of my ideas. In the end of each mes I'll post articles, based on the countdowns for songs, hairstyles and outfits. There everybody will have the chance to discuss whether they agree with the results, what corresponded to their expectations, and what they wish would have been different!

I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the artículos is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the artículos from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!


Here are the results of the POTM Outfits Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!
 "I think the underwear looks cute and feminine, even if it doesn't suit her." - Jessikaroo
"I think the underwear looks cute and feminine, even if it doesn't suit her." - Jessikaroo
 "I amor her preparation outfit for some reason!" - rhythmicmagic
"I love her preparation outfit for some reason!" - rhythmicmagic
 "I amor Pocahontas' ballgown. It shows her like a princess, just she really is. The ribbon are really nice and she looks elegant." - BraBrief
"I love Pocahontas' ballgown. It shows her like a princess, just she really is. The ribbon are really nice and she looks elegant." - BraBrief
 "Okay but not her best." - AllegroGiocoso
"Okay but not her best." - AllegroGiocoso
 "I amor her winter outfit! It seems comfortable!" - BraBrief
"I love her winter outfit! It seems comfortable!" - BraBrief
 "My favourite is the tribal dance outfit" - Jessikaroo
"My favourite is the tribal dance outfit" - Jessikaroo
 "Her forest outfit is simple, but that's what I amor about it." - Mongoose09
"Her forest outfit is simple, but that's what I love about it." - Mongoose09
I've been listening to this album a lot of times and it's possibly my favorito! album of all time, pretty much all the songs are just amazing and something I noticed in all the songs (and scores since a couple of the tracks are only music) except 2 is that they could suit each one of the princesses so I decided to write an articulo about which one of the 11 songs that suits each princess the best. I will of course post enlaces to each song so that tu can listen to them, anyway let's get started :)

Snow White: Ghost River

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Well first of all her name is mentioned in the song and her life...
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 These girls are so alike
These girls are so alike
Guys, Merida is getting so much hate over Fan-pop! So today, I am going to write an articulo about how Merida is like jazmín in many ways. Why I chose jazmín is that Merida is like jazmín too, and I think tu should listen to this.


First off, Merida and jazmín DO NOT want to be princesses. Why? Because they both WANT to be free. They also had to be married por someone they DIDN'T love. And they didn't want that. They want to follow their own path, and they should get some pats on their shoulders for that. Secondly, they pretty much are stubborn. They are pretty hot headed too.





All right, this...
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So, I did a countdown and a reverse count down encuestas to see if the results would be the same. Well....... just read to find out.

Here is how the accuracy results work. If tu are 11 on the Reverse Countdown, they receive 1 point, since they are the least disliked, but if they are 1st on the Reverse Countdown, tu receive 11 points since they are the most disliked. After the results, I'll add up the total results to find out who is the actual favorite.

Reverse Countdown Results/ Countdown Results

1. Belle (+11 point)/Merida (+1 points)
I found this strange, because mulan won the anterior countdown...
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10) Snow White
I never thought I'd say this but she would be un-recognisable without her hair and her other best feature is her lips when she's canto o peacefully has them closed. I just wish her hair was longer. I'm so used to long haired fictional princesses. I don't like Snow's chubby shaped face, doll eyes o the shape of her nose.

9) Pocahontas
Her best features are her skin colour, her eyes and her hair. I don't like the build of her body o the muscular manly looking legs. She has a square chin and serious lack of nose.

8) Mulan
When she's wearing dresses, I like her hair, lips and eyes....
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posted by BraBrief
As tu can deduct, in this articulo I'll explain how I paired the disney Princesses, analysing what they have in common, so what could make them a good couple of friends. I was inspired por the Most Similar Princess Pair Countdown, made por sweetie-94.

Ariel & Jasmine.
It was very hard to choose who could be Ariel's best friend among Belle, jazmín and Rapunzel because these four princesses have a strong spirit of adventure. At last, I chose jazmín because she has a lot of things in common with Ariel: both hope for a their own freedom and dream to see the world out of their kingdom/palace....
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posted by dimitri_is_hot

10. Aurora
Aurora was dado the gift of beauty and the gift of voice. She has classic beauty and I amor her canto voice but I feel like that's all she's got.


9. Snow White
Snow White and the seven dwarves is the most classic and original disney princess movie in my opinion but Snow White lacks character. At least she cooks and clean.


8. Ariel
Ariel is curious, adventurous and romantic. Sure she was stubborn for making the deal but we all made the same mistake she did. The movie just over exaggerated the situation of girls doing something completely stupid for some guy. Nobody's...
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Pocahontas' : colores of the Wind (Norwegian)

For deg er jeg en av de ville,
Av de usiviliserte, det var visst det det het.
Men man kan spørre seg,
Om guarida, den ville her er meg.
Det er så mange ting du ikke vet,
Ikke vet..

Du tror du eier jorden som du trår på
Og døde ting du tar i kongens navn,
Men jeg vet at hvert tre og hvert et vesen
Har et liv, har en mening, er til gavn.
Du tror du er et menneske som andre,
Som ligner og som tenker slik som deg,
Men hvis du følger faret til en fremmed
Ser du ting du aldri så før på din vei.

Har du noen gang hørt ulven hyle natten lang?
Sett gaupen smile i sitt stjernespinn?...
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Well yesterday I watched TLK for the 100th TIME!(Movie I AND III)And now it has permanently became my favorito! disney MOVIE EVER!Its just great to watch disney cine and especially movie like "The Lion King".In each part it tells us a great value along with fun,Tragedy,Horror(sometimes),Romance and so on.And that is why I'm escritura this articulo for my FME(Favorite Movie Ever)and my most watched movie.Well tu may be thinking that why not Movie II.Isn't?Well because I have not seen it (till now)completely!Ya sometimes the first parts and sometimes the endings(though I have it saved in my Laptop).So...
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Now, it's time for the leader of the princess league, Cinderella. This one was surprisingly harder than I thought it would be.

5.Bridgit Mendler
Another disney Channel princess, but one that isn't nearly as viciously hated. Bridgit is currently the most beloved darling, she's classy, regal and beautfiul enough to play Cinderella. Quite honestly I think she's the only girl on disney right now who deserves to play a princess.

4.Carrie Underwood
The most successful American Idol winner, and trust me she's gonna have that título for a long time. Carrie Underwood is basically country music...
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posted by Jessikaroo
This is a matter of personal opinion You're free to have your own opinion :)

10. Belle
I honestly don't see the apeal to her. I get it a lot of tu like her because she has hazel eyes and brown eyes, but I don't think she's that gorgeous. She has some cute shots, but that was all. It's not her fault she was so inconsistently drawn, but I still wouldn't think she's that pretty. Now I have nothing against brunettes o brown eyes, it's just I don't think she was that stunning. And ugh, I've never seen más horrible hair. The hairline was awkward, and it looks greasy and unhealthy. They did get...
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 *~DreamyGal Productions~*
*~DreamyGal Productions~*
    It was a beautiful morning in May, and Belle felt like getting out of the castillo for a while. She decided to go to town and visit her Papa. She felt a bit guilty; being a newlywed, she hadn’t visited him very often, but that was all about to change. Walking through the quiet village felt very strange to Belle now. People looked at her differently. They respected her now…looked up to her even. Not too long hace she was considered the town freak. As she walked up the path to the house she grew up in, she heard a lot of commotion coming from the attic. “What is my...
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Well as tu can tell por the título these are my favorito! scenes from every movie. Some of these were really hard since I amor a lot of these cine a lot. I'm not sure about tu guys but for me it's hard to read other people's because I go "No this scene is better" o "Why that scene?". Some films it's just to hard because they're all great. I have a variety of different favorito! scenes. Some of them were funny while others are battles between the heroes and the villains o romantic moments. Others I just have little memories of watching the scene and well it just makes me happy to watch it...
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 DreamyGal Productions
DreamyGal Productions
In honor of it being disney Princess Songs Month, I wanted to write a lista of my favorito! songs. This was incredibly difficult for me, because I really amor so many of the songs. To make it a little easier, I divided the songs up into different categories.  I don't have a whole lot of time on my hands right now because I'm moving, so I decided to do this one first. I didn't include EVERY reprise; just the ones that I personally love...  

7. Once Upon A Dream (Third-prise)
 You'll amor me at once, the way tu did once upon a dream
You'll amor me at once, the way tu did once upon a dream

I had some debate with this one...wikipedia lists this as...
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