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 " Crazy jokes. At least tu are my fan, so maybe tu could write an articulo for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."
" Crazy jokes. At least you are my fan, so maybe you could write an article for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."
Hello everyone. This articulo will contain jokes about Snow White, but don't worry, no sexual jokes. I've searched for all of these jokes on various sites, made up myself o caught my eye in a comment. Don't forget to have fun while reading!

1- * Warning: Do not see this joke as an insult to Snow White.

Joke: Snow White is pretty...Pretty weird.

* The joke is owned por ⋅ Fαllen ⋅ (YouTube)

2- Joke: Snow White is going to participate in a talent show. In this competition, Snow White will mostrar everyone how she talks to animals. However, she finished third in the competition. The first was shrek and the segundo was Cinderella. How did shrek get first place?

*Answer: shrek talked to talking donkey and puss in boots, which are animales that cenicienta and Snow White can't talk to.

* The owner of this joke: Elsafan1010 (that's me)

3- Joke: Snow White is the best judge, why?

*Answer: Because she is the fairest of them all!

* Where I found this joke: Pinterest

4- Joke: The evil queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple.

"Is this manzana, apple natural?" ' asked the princess.

Yes, the evil queen replied. The evil queen told Snow White that she would stop por later. But when the queen returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the manzana, apple and added it to the dwarfs' pie.

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

5- Joke: After the evil queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White collapsed on the ground. But one last word came out of Snow White's mouth. Hearing this word, the queen saved Snow White and married the prince, why and how?

*Answer: Snow White dicho to the queen, "If tu have powers, why don't tu transform yourself into someone más beautiful than me?"

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

6- Joke: How did the evil queen become the most beautiful person in the world por gifting Snow White with an iphone?

* Answer: Snow White, looking at the phone too much, spoiled her eyes and had to wear ugly glasses.

*The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

7- Joke: What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?

*Answer: Someday my prints will come…

* The site where I found the joke: link

8- Joke: Why does Snow White never go out in the sun?

* Answer: Because she is afraid that her skin will turn tan and that her name is not Snow White, but Brown Princess.

* The owner of the joke: Elsafan1010 (that is me)

9- Joke: My mom's phone contraseña has eight characters and it's about Snow White. My mother's contraseña is "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Why?

* Answer: Because Snow White plus seven dwarfs make eight characters.

* Where I found the joke: link

10- Joke: The one girl says: "Take my phone, can tu please call my mother that I'll be inicial soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"

"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."

*Answer: Answer to joke 9

* Where I found the joke: link

Thank tu for reading. If tu write the jokes that tu do not understand in the comments, I can explain them in detail. Do not forget to write in the comentarios which joke tu like the most.
 See ya!
See ya!
Hello to everybody! Here's the segundo part of one of the most romantic countdowns ever! I'm very happy with the results, but I wished some kisses eliminated very soon were here, in the top. I hope you'll enjoy this articulo and see tu in the siguiente countdown!
Places 16 - 31 are link.


15.Tiana and Naveen: Final Kiss.

The parte superior, arriba 15 is open with Tiana and Naveen's kiss during the finale of Princess and the Frog. I like this kiss, it's my favorito! of this couple. I hope it should have been higher.

They had already kiss, and it doesn't have the same impact. ~Popcornfan



14.Tiana and Naveen: Bayou Wedding...
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My lista has changed a lot, so I thought I would remake it. However, I will only be doing my parte superior, arriba 5 this time. Anyways, please keep in mind that this is my opinion, and we may disagree, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours. Enjoy the article! :)





5. Cinderella
Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I absolutely adore this movie. It was my childhood favorito! when I was a little kid. I watched it so many times I couldn't count it, and it was my favorito! movie ever. Ever since then, it's dropped a bit, but I still absolutely adore it. My favorito! scene is where the Fairy Godmother makes Cinderella's...
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posted by AudreyFreak
I've been escritura on this for awhile but I know, I have so many artículos to write as it is. Anyway, tu might be surprised por the rankings.

And credit for foto goes strictly to disneyspersonalities.tumblr.com.

13. Ariel

I've never been able to relate that much to Ariel, which may be why she used to be one of my least favoritos for a long time. I'm not outgoing, I've got social phobia, I'm más cautious, not that brave, and I'm not rebellious (when I have gone against what my dad wants, it's never big things, and I'd at least try to do it because I felt it was the right thing to do- otherwise,...
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So, I made a encuesta counting down the smartest disney Princess and it's time to find put who will be the smartest disney Princess! Please keep in kind that it isn't my opinion, it's the opinion of the fanpop users. Enjoy the article! :)
Also, for some comentarios I had to shorten o change them.







13. Anna

 She didn't get much education, right? Especially since she was isolated for no reason and desperate for love. Nobody told her she can't judge a person so fast. - Manu962
She didn't get much education, right? Especially since she was isolated for no reason and desperate for love. Nobody told her she can't judge a person so fast. - Manu962


I figured she'd be down near the bottom, and it looks like I was right about that. Overall, a lot of people agreed that she...
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 The disney Princess Villains Lineup.
The Disney Princess Villains Lineup.
So this was originally a parte superior, arriba 10 list, and I still have villains 10-7 sitting around in my drafts, but they're not going to be picked up for an article, maybe they will some other time. Honestly, I don't actually like THAT MANY of the disney Princess villains, there's only 7 that I actually like, and only about 5 that I love. So I'm only going to do my parte superior, arriba 5!
Anyways, because I still wanted everyone to know my placements anyway, I'm going to mostrar tu 12-6.
12. Mordu
11. Hans
10. Governor Ratcliffe
9. Gaston
8. Shan-Yu
7. Evil Queen
6. Jafar
Anyways, please keep in mind that this is MY opinion, and that...
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 Me :)
Me :)
Here's a new one!

Name: Claire
Nickname: Clairebear (sad nickname, I know), Snow
Age: 15
Gender: Female
favorito! disney Princess movies: Frozen, The Princess and The Frog, Sleeping Beauty,Mulan, The Little Mermaid,and Brave
favorito! non-Disney Princess Movies: Quest For Camelot, Titan A.E. (or Titan After Earth), The cisne Princess 1 and 3, All perros Go To Heaven
About Me: I'm graduating on the 29th from 8th grade. Thursday was my last day, I'll miss my friends. I live in Michigan (in the United States Of America)
Born: February 2nd, 1999
favorito! TV Shows: parte superior, arriba Gear UK version, Ghost Adventures, Winx Club, some of my favorito! shows
I'll be going to Cedar Pointe on Tuesday, never been there before so this will be fun. My favorito! DP is Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty
 My Class Of 2014
My Class Of 2014
 The movie I wanna see, Guardians Of The Galaxy!
The movie I wanna see, Guardians Of The Galaxy!
Who doesn't like a good disney Princess song? I know I do, and I've seen some other fanpoppers do this article, so I decided that I'm going to count them down for y'all! I wanted them to be ranked, but it was much too difficult. So, I'll go por chronological order. Let's get started, shall we?

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: I'm Wishing/One song
This was probably the most difficult movie to choose, as I amor all the songs in it SO much. But, this one has always been one of my favorites. Snow's voice sounds so gorgeous in this, although I amor her voice in all the songs she sings. The Prince's...
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I got the idea from KataraLover's articulo with a similar name. I actually made a encuesta about this, but since frozen was added I decided I may as well do it again, but I decided to write an articulo instead.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
 I'm Wishing/One Song
I'm Wishing/One Song

I just really like the animación in this scene and how Snow and the Prince meet is really cute! The voice of Snow White is kind of annoying to me, but in this song I like it. The Prince actually has a great voice. I really like this one French version of Snow White cause her voice is just beautiful in this song. Here's the link: link...
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The countdowns are done and the results are here!!!

Enjoy.


13. Aurora-
Poor Aurora. Although Aurora is Fanpop's least outspoken DP, she is known for her amazing grace, beauty, and charm. She is known for being kind to others. It is also very good that not all the DP's are outspoken because it makes each of them different.



carrieicecream- I think shes outspoken, I dont know.

CraZyRawR- She is actually más outspoken than cenicienta o Elsa.Cinderella doesn't stand up to her step-family and Elsa barely talks to anyone else.

DBZFAN789- Aurora shouldn't have been able to compete AT ALL!...{insert...
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 The Original Eight Princesses
The Original Eight Princesses
Anyone growing up in the 2000's (such as myself) who was a big fan of disney Princess has probably heard the song "If tu Can Dream". I like to refer to it as the disney Princess' theme song (at least, I used to, but we'll get to that later); it was a song that basically emphasized the idea that if tu wish upon a star, anything your corazón desires will come to you. Not only did it refer to Disney's biggest trademark song in Pinocchio, but it summed up some of the great things the disney Princesses at that time wanted: amor and adventure. When I say "at that time," I'm referring to when there...
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