Let's review the most overrated creepy pastas, pasta ever..
Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..
I know what your thinking.
YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..
Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.
Let's take read what Wind says..
"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just snaps. He gets set on fuego por the bullies, leading to him cutting off his eyelids (FOR SOME STUPID REASON), and instead of killing the bullies, he kills his family, the people who actually supported and cared for him. In fact, the bullies are never even heard from again after this. And yet, Jeff was seen as the number one greatest creepypasta ever made. If this is number one, than that just shows how little quality creepypastas there are." - WindWakerguy430
So.. Not sure what más I can say..
Well... A lot actually.
NEWS PAPER: Unnamed killer at large.
ME: Someone clearly didn't read the fucking title.
Anyway.. Jeff is suppose to be a "normal" kid.
Yeah.. Trevor Phillips can be más "normal" than Jeff.
So.. Three cliche villains attack Jeff for no reason other than "their bullies".
And Jeff, being a "normal kid" murders them, and the last throws him into bleach. Where Jeff lost his sanity..
Really? THAT easily.. Yeah, this sure is a normal kid isn't?
Anyway.. Jeff, now being insane and all, rips out his eyelids and cuts his mouth too imitate a Joker smile.. Frankly cause they want us too believe someone can survive, not only human insanity.. But also burning their eye lids open, being drowned in bleach, and slicing their mouth open.
YOU: Why dose Jeff do that too himself?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There's literary NO reason for.
He just went crazy for no reason at all.. There was no build up.. Jeff just went crazy "because story"..
Anyway, Jeff's parents aren't exactly winning any "normal person" awards either.
MOM: Honey. Our son is mentally ill.
DAD: Should we take him too a hospital?
MOM: No fuck that. Get your gun!
REALLY!?
Get your gun!?
There's a thousand other ways this could of been handled.
JEFF: (now holding a knife) Mommy, tu lied (charges at them)
ME: So.. How about reaching for that gun?
JEFF: (kills them both)
Guess not.
So.. Again Jeff is suppose to be this tragic, victim of circumstance.
Really!?
Because ONE near death expirence, and he kills his whole family, and there's not even any motive for it. His brother went too jail for him, so Jeff murders him.. And his parents raised him, and murders them for no reason..
Isn't just Jeff such a "tragic" character?
WatchMojo sure thinks so..
So.. Yeah..
Moral of the story..
"don't do go too jail for crimes your brother committed too save him.. He'll kill tu anyway".
Also..
If tu see your kid is losing his sanity.
Forget trying too get him too a mental hospital.
Fucking shoot the kid.
It's the más "rational" thing too do.
And than there's Jane the killer.
Apparently she saw Jeff kill her parents and she's trying save the world from Jeff.. por doing exactly what Jeff does.. And murders people in order too STOP the murders..
So.. Thank tu Jeff the Killer for ruining l from Death Note for me,,
Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..
I know what your thinking.
YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..
Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.
Let's take read what Wind says..
"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just snaps. He gets set on fuego por the bullies, leading to him cutting off his eyelids (FOR SOME STUPID REASON), and instead of killing the bullies, he kills his family, the people who actually supported and cared for him. In fact, the bullies are never even heard from again after this. And yet, Jeff was seen as the number one greatest creepypasta ever made. If this is number one, than that just shows how little quality creepypastas there are." - WindWakerguy430
So.. Not sure what más I can say..
Well... A lot actually.
NEWS PAPER: Unnamed killer at large.
ME: Someone clearly didn't read the fucking title.
Anyway.. Jeff is suppose to be a "normal" kid.
Yeah.. Trevor Phillips can be más "normal" than Jeff.
So.. Three cliche villains attack Jeff for no reason other than "their bullies".
And Jeff, being a "normal kid" murders them, and the last throws him into bleach. Where Jeff lost his sanity..
Really? THAT easily.. Yeah, this sure is a normal kid isn't?
Anyway.. Jeff, now being insane and all, rips out his eyelids and cuts his mouth too imitate a Joker smile.. Frankly cause they want us too believe someone can survive, not only human insanity.. But also burning their eye lids open, being drowned in bleach, and slicing their mouth open.
YOU: Why dose Jeff do that too himself?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There's literary NO reason for.
He just went crazy for no reason at all.. There was no build up.. Jeff just went crazy "because story"..
Anyway, Jeff's parents aren't exactly winning any "normal person" awards either.
MOM: Honey. Our son is mentally ill.
DAD: Should we take him too a hospital?
MOM: No fuck that. Get your gun!
REALLY!?
Get your gun!?
There's a thousand other ways this could of been handled.
JEFF: (now holding a knife) Mommy, tu lied (charges at them)
ME: So.. How about reaching for that gun?
JEFF: (kills them both)
Guess not.
So.. Again Jeff is suppose to be this tragic, victim of circumstance.
Really!?
Because ONE near death expirence, and he kills his whole family, and there's not even any motive for it. His brother went too jail for him, so Jeff murders him.. And his parents raised him, and murders them for no reason..
Isn't just Jeff such a "tragic" character?
WatchMojo sure thinks so..
So.. Yeah..
Moral of the story..
"don't do go too jail for crimes your brother committed too save him.. He'll kill tu anyway".
Also..
If tu see your kid is losing his sanity.
Forget trying too get him too a mental hospital.
Fucking shoot the kid.
It's the más "rational" thing too do.
And than there's Jane the killer.
Apparently she saw Jeff kill her parents and she's trying save the world from Jeff.. por doing exactly what Jeff does.. And murders people in order too STOP the murders..
So.. Thank tu Jeff the Killer for ruining l from Death Note for me,,
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o pato, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o pato, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The tiburón may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. mover slowly toward the apuntalar, costa o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while tu swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the tiburón and the open ocean, mover away, o else the tiburón will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the tiburón DOSE attack, tu still need to stay calm. I know this is easier dicho than done. But. tu need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The tiburón may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. mover slowly toward the apuntalar, costa o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while tu swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the tiburón and the open ocean, mover away, o else the tiburón will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the tiburón DOSE attack, tu still need to stay calm. I know this is easier dicho than done. But. tu need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..