#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins actuación weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes más and más paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than tu think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..
#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got a spelling be wrong, and it ruined his entire life, to the point, as an adult. He tracks down the teacher, and tortures/murders the poor woman..
#3: THE CRAWLSPACE:
Imagine having something living in your crawlspace, and eating from your cocina at night. And tu get blamed for it, cause tu were the only one home.. Creepy right?
#4: STUBBS CLUBHOUSE:
Basically, a man finds a tape of a fictional series, STUBBS PLAYHOUSE.
It's basically, lost Episode stuff, done "right"..
#5: THE KEYHOLE:
Your have too read it a few times to fully get it..
#6: THEY PUSHED HER:
Bullies go to far, and accidentally kill their victim, por pushing her down in the sewer, only for her to graphically kill them as they ducha, ducha de and stuff..
Actually pretty dumb when I think about it..
#7: TRAPPED A FREDDY FREZBEARS:
Turns out Five nights at Freddy's CAN be scary, if presented properly..
#8: AM I CRAZY:
It just seems so believable to me..
#9: PEN PAL:
I never actually read it, but according to Mr Nightmare, there's thoughts of making it into a movie..
#10: CANDLE COVE:
Sure beats fucking Jeff..
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins actuación weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes más and más paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than tu think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..
#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got a spelling be wrong, and it ruined his entire life, to the point, as an adult. He tracks down the teacher, and tortures/murders the poor woman..
#3: THE CRAWLSPACE:
Imagine having something living in your crawlspace, and eating from your cocina at night. And tu get blamed for it, cause tu were the only one home.. Creepy right?
#4: STUBBS CLUBHOUSE:
Basically, a man finds a tape of a fictional series, STUBBS PLAYHOUSE.
It's basically, lost Episode stuff, done "right"..
#5: THE KEYHOLE:
Your have too read it a few times to fully get it..
#6: THEY PUSHED HER:
Bullies go to far, and accidentally kill their victim, por pushing her down in the sewer, only for her to graphically kill them as they ducha, ducha de and stuff..
Actually pretty dumb when I think about it..
#7: TRAPPED A FREDDY FREZBEARS:
Turns out Five nights at Freddy's CAN be scary, if presented properly..
#8: AM I CRAZY:
It just seems so believable to me..
#9: PEN PAL:
I never actually read it, but according to Mr Nightmare, there's thoughts of making it into a movie..
#10: CANDLE COVE:
Sure beats fucking Jeff..
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and margarita chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every día the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colina
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see tu on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
tu raise the blade, tu make the change
tu re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
tu lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and margarita chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every día the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colina
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see tu on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
tu raise the blade, tu make the change
tu re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
tu lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's más popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have más o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit más hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's más popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have más o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit más hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell tu what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. más for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin amor the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a seguro country?
"Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortuga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this año for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a seguro country?
"Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortuga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this año for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"