awesome ''Korn'' fondo de pantalla

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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are tu doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the día after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and tu can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't...

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The arco iris

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling...

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to...

#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause tu know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far más affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death tiburón attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...

This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my favorito! monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a lista to celebrate this coming halloween with infamish half-man half-wolf

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#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..


#9: lobo (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten por a lobo while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case galleta is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this poni, pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistolas from the guante compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case galleta at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told tu that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hola Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

This movie series has been más o less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider poni, pony video]
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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elefante of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when tu think about it.. Mexico was overruled por the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. tu finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist tu have to believe every quote Hawking ever dicho ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was dicho that...

#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed por agreeing to a secret meeting with dicho person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

So I watched 2 cine for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people amor my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any más Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. por nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated por THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined por over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

Walking Dead is past it's prime por this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, acebo SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my favorito! moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...

#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, o the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make tu hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..


#2:...

#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive tu to extremes. But tu know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your favorito! author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved por fans for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin por utterly devastating Batman, and one...

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all amor Trevor, but we amor him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never mostrar hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered por Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...

1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main fuente of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy guante while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Vigilantes screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. o the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutos of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutos watching some poor woman getting assaulted por hillbillies simply cause she has tits...