Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the mostrar 60 minutos with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, tu won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: o Angelina Jolie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're starting right now.
Gone In 60 minutos
Starring
Tom Foolery as Maindrian Pace
Master Sword as Andy Rooney
Saten Twist as Detective 1
Cosmic arco iris as Detective 2
Mortomis as News reporter
Aina as calabaza
Los Angeles, 1974
Andy Rooney: Today, I'm doing a story with a special guest named Pumpkin. I don't know if that's her real name, but she doesn't know either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pumpkin: Hello. It's great to be here.
Andy: Is your real name Pumpkin?
Pumpkin: No, it's just a nickname my boyfriend gave me.
Andy: What is your real-
Pumpkin: Nopony needs to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: So tell me about your boyfriend.
Pumpkin: He's a detective.
Andy: That's not what I heard.
Pumpkin: I'm starting to doubt if tu can hear at all.
Audience: Oooooh.
Pumpkin: In fact, I don't even think you're supposed to be on this show.
Andy: No.. Not yet anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: Anyway, Maindrian Pace is your boyfriend. Correct?
Pumpkin: Yes.
Andy: And from I heard, he just estola a 1973 Flam Wrestler from a parking lot outside of a radio station in Long Beach.
Pumpkin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... No?
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of the car chase, this is what was happening
Maindrian: *Driving fast on a highway*
Detective 1: *Following Maindrian*
Detective 2: Wait a second! This movie has drama in it. How are we supposed to make comedy out of that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Detective 1: There's a start.
Detective 2: I just asked a question. How is that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We are currently looking at a car wreck that is conveniently blocking the road, as well as providing a good jump for the poni, pony that estola the yellow Wrestler.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We just got word that the police are currently using about, uh. 50 police cars to stop the suspect.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: I can imagine something like this happening again in twenty years. *Coughs while talking* OJ Simpson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Hits the wrecked cars, and goes up in the air. The scene gets slowed down*
News Reporter: Be patient everypony. This may take a while.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Lands his car on the street, and spins out* Why is this in slow motion?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: Well it seems that the police have lost the suspect. Better luck siguiente time.
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode
Saten Twist celebrates a drought.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are tu Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for comida may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop actuación like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors tu have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created por people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me mostrar you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: tu see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do tu mean tu don't know? What caused tu to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are tu going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think about it while tu do that scene again. It was going perfect until tu screwed up. We had to do this scene 86 times.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Why can't tu just get somepony else to do it?
Director Nick: Are tu kidding? You're the best dancer we have. Connor dances like he's wearing four petticoats.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Tobias' dancing is like an Italian car.
Mason: What's so bad about that?
Director Nick: Italian cars break down every ten minutes!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Leah dances like she's taking a crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis doesn't even know how to dance!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: And Roxy doesn't even like to dance!
Roxy: Why would anypony want to do something dumb like that?
Director Nick: Who asked you?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
So Mason had to try dancing again. But then....
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down* Not again.
Director Nick: *His mouth becomes as large as a door, and his eyes pop out* CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: I'm sorry sir, I almost had it.
Director Nick: Well what is making tu screw up?! *Sees a nail on the floor* Where is Alinah? She was supposed to clean this up!!
Mason: Well I think that-
Director Nick: *Shouts so loud that it makes Mason fly out of the studio* ALINAH!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: oh shit. Now I don't have anypony to do that dancing scene!
Tobias: What about me sir?
Director Nick: Shoot me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her escritorio when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform tu about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that tu cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news tu give me, is stupid. Last week tu informed me that my mane was moving por itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come tu don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. tu have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan dicho they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least tu actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't tu remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having tu as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would tu prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a estrella Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can tu leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Four minutos later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought tu dicho this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: tu want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important pregunta to ask you. Do tu want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second. This was the same stuff we did last time!
Captain Parmenter: What are tu talking about Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: THIS WAS THE SAME STUFF WE WERE DOING IN THE LAST EPISODE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, tu know what they say. The more, the merrier.
Corporal Agarn: What does that have to do with doing the same stuff over, and over agarn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I mean, again.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. Good question. I'll have to ask Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Agarn: I figured you'd say that, but the Sarge is at the Hikawi Camp.
Captain Parmenter: What's he doing there?
Sargent O' Rourke was trading supplies with the Hikawis.
Chief Wild Eagle: What did tu bring us today Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Chief, I believe you'll like the stuff I have. I rode a human pulling a wagon, and all the stuff I have to offer is in there.
Chief Wild Eagle: *Walks to the wagon* I hope tu did not bring guitars like last time. Last time we played them, five Indians from the Comanches attacked us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Then uh.. *Takes guitars out of wagon* How about guns? All tribes, except tu have them.
Chief Wild Eagle: We do not need weapons.
Sargent O' Rourke: But all Indians like weapons. They gotta protect their land somehow.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that's why we have Captain Parmenter, and everypony else at F Troop. Not to mention, there's a reason why Crazy Cat is named Crazy Cat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: *Shoots a fuego arrow at a fireplace*
Indians: *Catch on fire*
Sargent O' Rourke: Stop, drop, and roll!
Indians: Forget that! We're on fire!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't we just play poker?
Chief Wild Eagle: Ante is two bits.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist was watching más television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hola Sean, do tu know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well tu better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So tu don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostrar tu why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! tu weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do tu keep mostrando me this shit?
Master Sword: To let tu know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See tu siguiente time.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the mostrar 60 minutos with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, tu won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: o Angelina Jolie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're starting right now.
Gone In 60 minutos
Starring
Tom Foolery as Maindrian Pace
Master Sword as Andy Rooney
Saten Twist as Detective 1
Cosmic arco iris as Detective 2
Mortomis as News reporter
Aina as calabaza
Los Angeles, 1974
Andy Rooney: Today, I'm doing a story with a special guest named Pumpkin. I don't know if that's her real name, but she doesn't know either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pumpkin: Hello. It's great to be here.
Andy: Is your real name Pumpkin?
Pumpkin: No, it's just a nickname my boyfriend gave me.
Andy: What is your real-
Pumpkin: Nopony needs to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: So tell me about your boyfriend.
Pumpkin: He's a detective.
Andy: That's not what I heard.
Pumpkin: I'm starting to doubt if tu can hear at all.
Audience: Oooooh.
Pumpkin: In fact, I don't even think you're supposed to be on this show.
Andy: No.. Not yet anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: Anyway, Maindrian Pace is your boyfriend. Correct?
Pumpkin: Yes.
Andy: And from I heard, he just estola a 1973 Flam Wrestler from a parking lot outside of a radio station in Long Beach.
Pumpkin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... No?
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of the car chase, this is what was happening
Maindrian: *Driving fast on a highway*
Detective 1: *Following Maindrian*
Detective 2: Wait a second! This movie has drama in it. How are we supposed to make comedy out of that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Detective 1: There's a start.
Detective 2: I just asked a question. How is that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We are currently looking at a car wreck that is conveniently blocking the road, as well as providing a good jump for the poni, pony that estola the yellow Wrestler.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We just got word that the police are currently using about, uh. 50 police cars to stop the suspect.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: I can imagine something like this happening again in twenty years. *Coughs while talking* OJ Simpson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Hits the wrecked cars, and goes up in the air. The scene gets slowed down*
News Reporter: Be patient everypony. This may take a while.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Lands his car on the street, and spins out* Why is this in slow motion?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: Well it seems that the police have lost the suspect. Better luck siguiente time.
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode
Saten Twist celebrates a drought.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are tu Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for comida may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop actuación like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors tu have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created por people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me mostrar you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: tu see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do tu mean tu don't know? What caused tu to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are tu going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think about it while tu do that scene again. It was going perfect until tu screwed up. We had to do this scene 86 times.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Why can't tu just get somepony else to do it?
Director Nick: Are tu kidding? You're the best dancer we have. Connor dances like he's wearing four petticoats.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Tobias' dancing is like an Italian car.
Mason: What's so bad about that?
Director Nick: Italian cars break down every ten minutes!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Leah dances like she's taking a crap.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis doesn't even know how to dance!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: And Roxy doesn't even like to dance!
Roxy: Why would anypony want to do something dumb like that?
Director Nick: Who asked you?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
So Mason had to try dancing again. But then....
Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down* Not again.
Director Nick: *His mouth becomes as large as a door, and his eyes pop out* CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: I'm sorry sir, I almost had it.
Director Nick: Well what is making tu screw up?! *Sees a nail on the floor* Where is Alinah? She was supposed to clean this up!!
Mason: Well I think that-
Director Nick: *Shouts so loud that it makes Mason fly out of the studio* ALINAH!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: oh shit. Now I don't have anypony to do that dancing scene!
Tobias: What about me sir?
Director Nick: Shoot me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her escritorio when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform tu about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that tu cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news tu give me, is stupid. Last week tu informed me that my mane was moving por itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come tu don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. tu have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan dicho they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least tu actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't tu remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having tu as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would tu prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a estrella Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can tu leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Four minutos later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought tu dicho this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: tu want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important pregunta to ask you. Do tu want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second. This was the same stuff we did last time!
Captain Parmenter: What are tu talking about Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: THIS WAS THE SAME STUFF WE WERE DOING IN THE LAST EPISODE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, tu know what they say. The more, the merrier.
Corporal Agarn: What does that have to do with doing the same stuff over, and over agarn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I mean, again.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. Good question. I'll have to ask Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Agarn: I figured you'd say that, but the Sarge is at the Hikawi Camp.
Captain Parmenter: What's he doing there?
Sargent O' Rourke was trading supplies with the Hikawis.
Chief Wild Eagle: What did tu bring us today Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Chief, I believe you'll like the stuff I have. I rode a human pulling a wagon, and all the stuff I have to offer is in there.
Chief Wild Eagle: *Walks to the wagon* I hope tu did not bring guitars like last time. Last time we played them, five Indians from the Comanches attacked us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Then uh.. *Takes guitars out of wagon* How about guns? All tribes, except tu have them.
Chief Wild Eagle: We do not need weapons.
Sargent O' Rourke: But all Indians like weapons. They gotta protect their land somehow.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that's why we have Captain Parmenter, and everypony else at F Troop. Not to mention, there's a reason why Crazy Cat is named Crazy Cat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: *Shoots a fuego arrow at a fireplace*
Indians: *Catch on fire*
Sargent O' Rourke: Stop, drop, and roll!
Indians: Forget that! We're on fire!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't we just play poker?
Chief Wild Eagle: Ante is two bits.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist was watching más television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hola Sean, do tu know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well tu better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So tu don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostrar tu why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! tu weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do tu keep mostrando me this shit?
Master Sword: To let tu know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See tu siguiente time.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy tu guys enjoyed even más then I "thought" tu people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless tu like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy tu guys enjoyed even más then I "thought" tu people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless tu like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorito! Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story por him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The título is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story por him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The título is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda lista before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has imágenes so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has imágenes so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
