#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little más sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN tu SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.
New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".. Why, didn't, this, show, END!?
#2: PATRICK:
Once the most beloved character of the show.. He's stupid, but he always meant well.. Well.. Mostly.
Sure Old Patrick can be a asshole sometimes (espically I'm with Stupid). In the Valentine's one he even turned psychoic..
But new Patrick is just a bully.. A lying, senseless, sociopath.. Clearly a bad influence on Spongebob. If Spongebob was OLD SPONGEBOB he would find a "real friend"..
#3: MR KRABS:
Well, he certain was never "season 1 Krabs".. Who was basically Spongebob's father figure.. But he was always amongst my favorites.. He's just the "right" amount of mean and selfish to be lovable about it. And is still a good guy underneath.
But, of coarse. Want proof of how much he's ruined. Watch ONE COARSE MEAL.
Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case tu didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a ballena after him. Plankton decides to end it all. tu read correctly. "Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't tu see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't tu just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low. SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Coarse not. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS. I'm not even going to continue typing about this..
#4: MRS PUFF:
Mrs. Puff used to be a teacher who didn't know what to do about SpongeBob and often found herself grimacing in his presence, but all in all, she really did care about SpongeBob and want him to learn. That used to be her, like, life's ambition- to teach him to drive. Did tu see her face in that episode with Patrick talking to him in the walkie talkie? Her face held so much joy.
Now, there's a episode dedicated to her trying to MURDER him.. Yes, Modern Spongebob is off putting, but murdering him!?
"You know! For kids!" - Nostaglia Critic
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little más sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN tu SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.
New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".. Why, didn't, this, show, END!?
#2: PATRICK:
Once the most beloved character of the show.. He's stupid, but he always meant well.. Well.. Mostly.
Sure Old Patrick can be a asshole sometimes (espically I'm with Stupid). In the Valentine's one he even turned psychoic..
But new Patrick is just a bully.. A lying, senseless, sociopath.. Clearly a bad influence on Spongebob. If Spongebob was OLD SPONGEBOB he would find a "real friend"..
#3: MR KRABS:
Well, he certain was never "season 1 Krabs".. Who was basically Spongebob's father figure.. But he was always amongst my favorites.. He's just the "right" amount of mean and selfish to be lovable about it. And is still a good guy underneath.
But, of coarse. Want proof of how much he's ruined. Watch ONE COARSE MEAL.
Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case tu didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a ballena after him. Plankton decides to end it all. tu read correctly. "Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't tu see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't tu just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low. SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Coarse not. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS. I'm not even going to continue typing about this..
#4: MRS PUFF:
Mrs. Puff used to be a teacher who didn't know what to do about SpongeBob and often found herself grimacing in his presence, but all in all, she really did care about SpongeBob and want him to learn. That used to be her, like, life's ambition- to teach him to drive. Did tu see her face in that episode with Patrick talking to him in the walkie talkie? Her face held so much joy.
Now, there's a episode dedicated to her trying to MURDER him.. Yes, Modern Spongebob is off putting, but murdering him!?
"You know! For kids!" - Nostaglia Critic
I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do tu know.
My little poni, pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little poni, pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. tu get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems seguro is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do tu know.
My little poni, pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little poni, pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. tu get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems seguro is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
As usual.
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this mostrar for the violence.
And when tu know it's Japenesse, tu KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi perra has in store..
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this mostrar for the violence.
And when tu know it's Japenesse, tu KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi perra has in store..