First off.. This is gonna be a shock to everyone that knows me.. But Nostalgia Critic couldn't be más WRONG about this movie..
Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.
First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.
He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..
But let me put tu another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70% made of water if water is acid to them" is everyone's complaint.. But what do we actually KNOW about these creatures?.. Maybe they never actually encountered water before.. I mean, imagine if we discover a far away planet.. It's entirely plausible to assume, there would be unknown elements on the surface, that could possibly be toxic to us.. But remember what the guy on the radio said? "they didn't come here for our planet, they came here for us".. He also says that they retreated so fast, they left their wounded behind.. This shows they likely had no idea what humans were capable of.. And are possibly a race at the state of desperation for survival.. Remember the alien in the video.. The Alien hidden in the corner.. My guess is that thing is terrified.. Completely separated from his group.. Watched his friends all die, as they were exposed to this mysterious water.
Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.
First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.
He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..
But let me put tu another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70% made of water if water is acid to them" is everyone's complaint.. But what do we actually KNOW about these creatures?.. Maybe they never actually encountered water before.. I mean, imagine if we discover a far away planet.. It's entirely plausible to assume, there would be unknown elements on the surface, that could possibly be toxic to us.. But remember what the guy on the radio said? "they didn't come here for our planet, they came here for us".. He also says that they retreated so fast, they left their wounded behind.. This shows they likely had no idea what humans were capable of.. And are possibly a race at the state of desperation for survival.. Remember the alien in the video.. The Alien hidden in the corner.. My guess is that thing is terrified.. Completely separated from his group.. Watched his friends all die, as they were exposed to this mysterious water.
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and margarita chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every día the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colina
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see tu on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
tu raise the blade, tu make the change
tu re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
tu lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and margarita chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every día the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colina
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see tu on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
tu raise the blade, tu make the change
tu re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
tu lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Anyone have that game where tu amor it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. tu can't go on misceláneo calle rampages.
But I actually amor this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
tu get less tired of them, cause tu never know when the siguiente one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostrar LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person por protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. tu can't go on misceláneo calle rampages.
But I actually amor this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
tu get less tired of them, cause tu never know when the siguiente one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostrar LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person por protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..