Canada24's club.. Article: 4 most BADASS work out songs (lyrics)

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posted by Canada24

#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling metal!
Brighter than a thousand suns~!

(solo)

Flying high on rapture!
Stronger free and brave!
Nevermore encaptured!
They've been brought back from the grave!
With mankind resurrected!
Forever to survive!
Returns from Armageddonm to the SKIES~!

He, is, the painkiller!
This, is, the painkiller!
Wings, of, steel!
(painkiller!)
Deadly, wheels!
(painkiller!)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

Can't, stop, the, pain killer~!

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DROWNING POOL ENAMY:

The words tu used were mine
tu used a thousand times
Doesn't make them what I've bled!
I hated you, I loathed you
Though felt, I never let the words begin to spill!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, tu made an enemy!

I never, I never wanted!
I never wanted to poison o burn through!
Labeled malcontent, por bastards of decent!
Excuse this place I stand, words are to elude you!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, tu made an enemy~!

Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(ENAMY! YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YOUR ENAMY!)

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, tu made an enemy~!

The high road away from you!

Walk away, walk away, tu made an enemy~!

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OFFSPRING - HAMMERHEAD

I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority vested in me
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
Come on do it, here we go

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take a life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed
Nothing left, where a man once stood

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
But Im just doing what Im told

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take this life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where it begins and where itll end nobody knows

hola go

Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
In my head, in my head

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil for Thou art with me
Locked and loaded gonna find my truth
Now Im busting through, all hell breaks loose

And tu can all hide behind your desks now
And tu can cry, Teacher, come help me
Through tu all, my aim is true

My
My aim is true
My aim is true

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KORN - NEVER AROUND:

Hate is all around.
If tu see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
amor IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about tu all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
amor IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
My mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So! let go
And I will kill this unease.

(maniacal laughter)

AHHHHHHHHHH!

(maniacal laughter)

Hate is all around.
(HAWHAWHAWHAW!!)
If tu see what I see.
(HAHAHAW!!)
Definitely something's going on.
(AHH!! AHH!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!)
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

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Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures: kill counts

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...

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parte superior, arriba 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted por two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta amor that.....

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posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry tu can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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parte superior, arriba ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated por woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped por a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied por the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and tu refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

posted by Canada24

Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy árbol friends Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no más then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself favorito! movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. o at least youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, o at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the playa now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

posted by Canada24

(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Londres to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE año EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over por a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of marihuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful día in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering más ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: tu really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot tu in the arm! Why aren't tu bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's parte superior, arriba eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated o misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. o Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically jugador de bolos Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 minutos the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a corazón attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. más Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, perra mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD tu PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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parte superior, arriba ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with amor interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated por Niko, have dado him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror cine too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

posted by Canada24

Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! tu have NO idea how much I need tu wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. tu clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, tu have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 2)

posted by Canada24

Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call tu back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So tu rata out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. tu can give this mostrar an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even l (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that mostrar Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

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posted by Canada24

#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS calle REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the siguiente Robert England.
And, tu know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. tu never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* o even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

posted by Canada24

#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS tu MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

posted by Canada24

#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first fan fiction I EVER publicado (Fatherless) was publicado BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" fan fictions I read before escritura my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported por youtube videos and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...