#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, tu want to run? Huh? tu want to run, tu want to disrespect me? tu want to fuck with me? I mean, tu come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and tu want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give tu thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat tu up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE tu FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, tu CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell tu what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches caja, cajón de aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do tu have a fucking problem in your head? Do tu think I am bullshitting you, do tu think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed tu once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell tu the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: tu are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. tu see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE tu every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM o ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! o THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like tu know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) por the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: tu enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking cruzar, cruz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: tu boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really amor you, cause tu two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did tu say? What did tu say? DO tu WANT ME TO SLICE tu OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! tu FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... o tu die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't tu laughing now like tu did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? tu see, thing is, up there, tu thought tu had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, tu thought tu had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) tu hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. tu didn't think I knew tu were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! tu showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here tu are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave tu that ink, hmm? I asked tu a question: who give tu that ink, hmm? Citra give tu that ink, my sister give tu that ink, huh? tu think that makes tu one of us? tu think that makes tu like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do tu have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, tu want to run? Huh? tu want to run, tu want to disrespect me? tu want to fuck with me? I mean, tu come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and tu want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give tu thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat tu up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE tu FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, tu CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell tu what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches caja, cajón de aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do tu have a fucking problem in your head? Do tu think I am bullshitting you, do tu think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed tu once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell tu the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: tu are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. tu see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE tu every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM o ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! o THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like tu know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) por the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: tu enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking cruzar, cruz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: tu boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really amor you, cause tu two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did tu say? What did tu say? DO tu WANT ME TO SLICE tu OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! tu FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... o tu die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't tu laughing now like tu did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? tu see, thing is, up there, tu thought tu had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, tu thought tu had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) tu hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. tu didn't think I knew tu were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! tu showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here tu are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave tu that ink, hmm? I asked tu a question: who give tu that ink, hmm? Citra give tu that ink, my sister give tu that ink, huh? tu think that makes tu one of us? tu think that makes tu like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do tu have any idea how fucking rude that was?
#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. tu can give this mostrar an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even l (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that mostrar Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
It's like MLP.. tu can give this mostrar an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even l (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that mostrar Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE
#2: The magicians:
Impossible!
#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!
#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!
#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine
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This dude is IMPOSSIBLE
#2: The magicians:
Impossible!
#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!
#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!
#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine
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GOOD:
#1: BATTLES:
tu like gun battles, tu will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep tu interested..
#2: IT'S más SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it más interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, más of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that mostrar monster. tu better get use to Rick, cause tu really DON'T want to try having any other favorito! character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows tu can't miss ONE episode, o your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: BATTLES:
tu like gun battles, tu will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep tu interested..
#2: IT'S más SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it más interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, más of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that mostrar monster. tu better get use to Rick, cause tu really DON'T want to try having any other favorito! character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows tu can't miss ONE episode, o your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
cupcakes 3:
* The menacing laughter..
cupcakes 2:
* The intro guitar..
cupcakes 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
arco iris DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
cupcakes 3:
* The menacing laughter..
cupcakes 2:
* The intro guitar..
cupcakes 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
arco iris DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents tu Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very amargo, amargos war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to registrarse the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, dicho of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do tu think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents tu Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very amargo, amargos war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to registrarse the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, dicho of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do tu think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I dicho for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance por him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is dicho to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I dicho for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance por him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is dicho to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls tu a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls tu a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
