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parte superior, arriba 20 Freddy Krueger frases

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall por my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch!... I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's AFRIED!!"

#2:
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips Jason's hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: tu ugly little shit!
Freddy: ... Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love! Hawhawhaw!!

#3:
[Freddy is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and is riding a broom]
Freddy Krueger: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too! (laughs dramatically)

#4:
"I didn't need a guante to kill your perra mother. And I don't need one now!"

#5:
[a dead Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. tu didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to "remember". But now he just won't STOP!!...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey punk!

#6:
Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain.
[Cracks egg]
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are "you" on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.

#7:
Dick Cavett: Can I ask tu a question?
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.
[Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Who gives a FUCK what tu think!

#8:
Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.
Doc: They?
Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.

#9:
"You shouldn't of buried me.. I'm NOT dead"

#10:
Jesse Braun: What do tu want from me?
Freddy Krueger: Hmm!
[Freddy aggressively approaches him]
Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse!
[points cuchillo at Braun]
Freddy Krueger: tu think tu can turn back time?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: [gets in Braun's face]
Freddy Krueger: ANSWER ME!
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: Do tu think tu can bring the dead back to life?
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: No?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: I didn't fucking think so!

#9:
"Welcome to prime time bitch!"

#10:
Tina Gray: Please, God!
fred Krueger: [reveals his glove] This... is God!

#11:
[Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]
Roland Kincaid: (dying breath) I'll see tu in hell.
Freddy Krueger: (smiles) Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.
[Jams knives further into his Roland's stomach]

#12:
Do-Gooder: Just tell me what tu want, all right? I'm here to help you.
Freddy Krueger: Help yourSELF, fucker! (kills him coldly)

#13:
"You are ALL my children now!"

#14:
[Freddy appears in Jared's dream]
Jared from Subway: No, please!
Freddy Krueger: It's ok! I had Subway for lunch!
[Freddy proceeds to butcher him]

#15:
"I amor screamers!"

#16:
"Gone... But not forgotten"

#17:
" Die, piggy!"

#18:
"Hey Dan! Better not dream and drive HAWHAWHAWHAW!!"

#19:
Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been actuación like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced por that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan: Mom?
Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.

#20:
"Faster than a bastard maniac! más powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!"

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Who's a better villain: Johan Liebert o The Joker

posted by Canada24

THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when tu REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than tu realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad o as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...

parte superior, arriba 11 Spongebob Torture moments

posted by Canada24

Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....

parte superior, arriba 10 most perverted characters in comedy's

posted by Canada24

#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..

#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...

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parte superior, arriba five most disturbing spongebob villains

posted by Canada24

1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea oso, oso de is a large piranha-like pescado with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked por one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea oso, oso de is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea oso, oso de took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea oso, oso de then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...

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parte superior, arriba ten most disturbing spongebob moments:

posted by Canada24

#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If tu don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one respuestas seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...

My Little Pornstar Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. arco iris Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....

My Little Pornstar Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hola asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...

parte superior, arriba ten darkest movie moments

posted by Canada24

#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves tu kind of disturbed..

#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended por WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I amor Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..

#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...

parte superior, arriba ten most deranged characters

posted by Canada24

#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the segundo trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fuego and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never mostrar hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..

#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...

How Saten Twist adventures would be shown on TV TROPES

posted by Canada24

I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(

SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a corazón of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...

5 really good strategies I found in Dead Rising 2

posted by Canada24

#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as tu have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the cuchillo gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even más easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase tu out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when tu run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, tu won't lose any health)..

#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...

parte superior, arriba 5 CHARACTERS THAT WHERE UNDERISTMATED por THE PROTAGONIST

posted by Canada24

#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his culo handed to him..

#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...

parte superior, arriba ten Canadian serial killers

posted by Canada24

Not "everything" down here is leche and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..

#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. friends and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....

Avenged Sevenfold - Little piece of heaven.. (Dark lyrics, and song from SCARY PONIES)

posted by Canada24

Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were más than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our amor had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE tu FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...

parte superior, arriba ten Max Payne frases

posted by Canada24

#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what tu want about Americans but we understand capitalism. tu buy yourself a product and tu get what tu pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store ángel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...

parte superior, arriba ten Rick Grimes frases

posted by Canada24

#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn tu for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! tu did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...

#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time o another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...

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Why GTA V Would Make a Terrible Sitcom

posted by windwakerguy430

Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There tu are tu little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. tu know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did tu just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it tu two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see tu again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...

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Canda24's thoughts of the day.

posted by Canada24

I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will mostrar it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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parte superior, arriba 10 Eric Walbridge quotes... (from the LATJ sketches not from his Vines)

posted by Canada24

Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is popular enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. o your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!

#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"

#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...

Full verison of my poni, poni, pony Mov story... Been a while sense I showed it.... warning: MATURE LANGUAGE

posted by Canada24

My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using poni, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just amor everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching poni, pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the poni, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov arco iris ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...