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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other" way.
He's stuck as number 10..

#9: Patrolmen (La noire):
These are the types of police uniforms that EVERYONE knows.
There the blue uniforms with the big hats and small ties.
Anyway.
Unlike Grand Theft Auto patrolmen.
The ones in La Noire, don't just sit around pbeing fat and lazy all day.
They actually take there jobs seriously.

#8: Rusty Gollaway (la noire):
Sure he's a alcoholic, somewhat lazy, woman hating, old douchebag.
But at least he's still better than friggin Roy Earl.

7: Wilson Da Silva (Max Payne 3)
I don't know much about him.
But he becomes one of your bosses, and a major character of the game.
That's good enough for me.

#6: Stefan Bekowsky (la noire):
He's your first partner as a detective.
And although he's jealous of him at first, he is quick to grow a friendship with Philips.
He's probably my favorito! partner, as he's the only one who dosen't hold a grudge against woman.
Plus there's abit of an inside joke, that he is always calling Cole "kid" even though he's younger than Cole.

5: Dave Norton (grand theft auto 5):
It's exteremely hard to have a honorable cop character, in a game series that is all about HATING cops.
But Davy is as close as the series has ever gotten (as far as I know).
Sure he is constantly forcing Michael into doing his dirty work.
But in his defense, that was probably part of the orginal deal.
And más importantly.
He never betrays you. In fact, even though he is always claiming that Miichael is only there so that he can be a human shield against gunfire, tu can kinda tell he secretly cares for Mike as a person.

4: Captain Donnelly (la noire);
He's más feared the respected it.
But I consider that to be más o less a good thing.
Plus.. He always "welcomes" your suspects before tu interrogate them.

#3: Max Payne (Max Payne):
Anti hero, ex cop.
What could be better! ;)
Espically when they give slow motion dives during combat scenes, and has the voice of James McCaffree.

#2: Leigh Johnson (Red Dead Redemption):
He is everything Edgar Ross ISN'T.
A badass cop who, most of the criminals killed are from him himself, while Ross would just force Marston into doing it all, and then betray him in the end.

#1: Cole Phelps (la noire):
The main protagonist of La noire, who was rather arrogant and self centred joining the war, earning disrespect from his "buddies".
And one of them "Sheldon" couldn't take it anymore and shots Phelps in the chest.
Causing Cole to go inicial early.
Anyway..
Cole, realizing how bad of a leader he was during the war, needed to redeem himself and did so por joining the police force, and before long, he became famish for his talented detective work.
But what makes him #1 one, is that he could care less about the fame.
He only wants to do the right thing.
So yeah. He's one of my most favorito! protagonists. And I was mad he cheated on his wife.
But, at the same time.
Think about all that he's been though.
Especially during the war.
War is hell!
As the saying goes..
#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..


#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..


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#1: ARTHUR:
Also known as "Angry British Guy".
What makes him a villain is that his character is displayed as over the parte superior, arriba angry, foul mouthed, and frankly, INSANE!
Arthur is Vine personality He was sacked on the 18th of December, nearly a week after a facebook post where he revealed that he has not 'made a penny out of Vine' and was 'on the verge' of losing his job, presumably owing to the adult nature of his content..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context...
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10☆ kids wanna rock
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posted by Canada24
This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted por young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill tu later in a misceláneo encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If tu do the excutution mover on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..

2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel más guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty tu couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his comentario about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes tu wonder rather o not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my clubes cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what tu would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was dado a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best frases of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. tu might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid o tu get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're más ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave tu all I had....
#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... o I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here tu go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, tu can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter envolver, abrigo Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter...
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Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the amargo, amargos pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But tu asked me to amor tu and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to amor tu and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...
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added by Dreamtime
#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..


#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as tu get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make tu murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, por being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..


#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..


#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...
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DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful comentarios towards on going people for no reason?

Game mostrar host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed por the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true colores and betrays Niko por trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling guarida, den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined por the shows constant need for crude...
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