"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are tu gonna teach when tu fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - amor the hair. It just screams calle urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made tu Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty o something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally beachless for a mes and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered. Of course, I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, 'I already have a lot of character.' Is it possible to have too much character?"
"So can I go now? She doesn't need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as tu all said, it should be over pretty quickly."
"We're still all rooting for tu on Saturday. I'd be there for tu myself if I didn't have a leg wax"
"Buffy, these men are rich, and I am not being shallow. Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money."
"Look, Buffy, tu may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology o whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer"
"Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care oso, oso de with fangs?"
"I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed"
"Whatever. They were cranky. So they're like, 'Let's lose some heads!' Ugh, that's fair. And, eh, Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna' let them have cake."
"I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty, o something gross."
"And what if she is, exactly? What are tu gonna' do about it? In case tu haven't noticed, you're the lameness and she's the super chick o whatever."
"I know, tu were too busy rushing off to die for your beloved Buffy. You'd never die for me"
"This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his side, the Slayer's a basket case, I'd say we've hit bottom"
"We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things... I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl"
"Look around. We're in my daddy's car. It's just the two of us. There is a beautiful, big, full moon outside tonight. It doesn't get más romantic than this. So shut up!"
"And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former!"
"You're a sheep. All tu ever do is what everyone else does, just so tu can say tu did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way enfriador, refrigerador than tu are, 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear, and tu know what? I fecha whoever the hell I want to date. No matter how lame he is."
"Why doesn't he just slit her throat, o strangle her while she's sleeping, o cut her corazón out? What? I'm trying to help"
"Well, I was using the phrase 'watch her back' as a euphemism for looking at her butt. tu know, sort of a pun."
"Gee, Xander, and what are tu gonna' to teach when tu fail in life? Advanced loser being?"
"Gee, Xander, what are tu gonna teach when tu fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - amor the hair. It just screams calle urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made tu Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty o something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally beachless for a mes and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered. Of course, I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, 'I already have a lot of character.' Is it possible to have too much character?"
"So can I go now? She doesn't need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as tu all said, it should be over pretty quickly."
"We're still all rooting for tu on Saturday. I'd be there for tu myself if I didn't have a leg wax"
"Buffy, these men are rich, and I am not being shallow. Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money."
"Look, Buffy, tu may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology o whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer"
"Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care oso, oso de with fangs?"
"I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed"
"Whatever. They were cranky. So they're like, 'Let's lose some heads!' Ugh, that's fair. And, eh, Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna' let them have cake."
"I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty, o something gross."
"And what if she is, exactly? What are tu gonna' do about it? In case tu haven't noticed, you're the lameness and she's the super chick o whatever."
"I know, tu were too busy rushing off to die for your beloved Buffy. You'd never die for me"
"This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his side, the Slayer's a basket case, I'd say we've hit bottom"
"We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things... I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl"
"Look around. We're in my daddy's car. It's just the two of us. There is a beautiful, big, full moon outside tonight. It doesn't get más romantic than this. So shut up!"
"And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former!"
"You're a sheep. All tu ever do is what everyone else does, just so tu can say tu did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way enfriador, refrigerador than tu are, 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear, and tu know what? I fecha whoever the hell I want to date. No matter how lame he is."
"Why doesn't he just slit her throat, o strangle her while she's sleeping, o cut her corazón out? What? I'm trying to help"
"Well, I was using the phrase 'watch her back' as a euphemism for looking at her butt. tu know, sort of a pun."
"Gee, Xander, and what are tu gonna' to teach when tu fail in life? Advanced loser being?"