There once was small village full of people. These people were suspicous and only wanted to be completely normal. The town was surrounded por forest but nobody went in. Why? Because stange things tended to happen there. Once there was a man who got curious about what was going on, he went in. He did not come out. This lead people to think of witchcraft and black magic. The town full of people very quickly became less and less untill there was hardly a soul there.

Meanwhile, 3 ladies named Matty, Cissy, and Emmy Biggerstaff were in the forest planning what they would do next. These ladies were...

Caitlin started to eat her strips of bacon, pancakes, eggs, and fruit. Halfway through the meal she was talking with George about a few pranks that she had been thinking of playing on McGonagall and Snape at the beginning of the school año when she felt a cold piece of egg fly at the side of her face. She turned her head to see fred grinning at her and in his hand was what he used to fling the eggs at her. She smirked and secretly threw a piece of frutas at him. She sighed as a comida fight was started and a bunch of comida was thrown across the room hitting fred and the Weasley kids as well as...

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand. I had found it on my escritorio this morning. It wasn’t my handwriting, o mum’s, o even Immie’s. All it dicho was: Lottie--to find your destiny, go to 13 Loophole Way. Secretly, I thought it was my father’s handwriting. He passed away last year, when I was 13. At breakfast, I casually mentioned this to mum. This was the reaction I got:
“Charlotte Irene Endale! Your father is- your father is- is dead. He would not-could not leave tu a note in the middle of the night!” I could see the tears in her eyes so I dicho “Bye, mum! Have a nice day!”...

A story I wrote when I was five, copied here word for word, spelling mistakes nag grammar errors kept lol. I found it while cleaning my room...

Cataya ran out of the stall, "the tolit is hunted." everyone laugfed "Its true", "run for your lives." The janitor ran in "was it the ghost o the tolit" "Both." Cataya exclaimed. "The ghost was gree with sharp teeth." "The tolit was naranja wuth razor sharp teeth and it always yelled I'm the toilinator!"

Cataya was angry her classmates didn't belive her her teachers, even her parents didn't belive her. Only Jakin campana Joans the janitor did belive. The...

I sighed as I woke up, blinking in the bright sunlight. I looked over at the sleeping Frank, and then at my alarm clock.

10:30!?

Quickly throwing off the covers, I leaped out of cama and threw on a robe. I couldn't believe I'd slept that late. Yeah, so it was summer vacation and 10:30 was nothing. But I usually got up at 7:00 a.m. I was a total freak

"LEAH!" A voice shrieked at me from outside my door. I groaned. Kris.
"Hold on, Kris, I'll be out in a minute!" I brushed my hair and teeth quickly and opened the door.

"You dicho last night tu were gonna make waffles!" Kris griped as we walked down...

The Fanwhore: Have tu ever been added por someone, and then when tu went to their perfil to possibly add them back, saw only posts with things like "Thanks for the add!" as far as the eye could see? Congrats, you've just met a Fanwhore. This person is pretty much just obsessed with getting fans. They can spend hours adding people, and will usually add back anyone who adds them. They tend to have obscenely large numbers of fans, and to get them obscenely fast. Can go ballistic if they haven't gained at least five new fans in the last hour.
Also, some Fanwhores tend to reform after a while,...

I just wrote an entire article, then my stupid laptop went and deleted it all. Ghfdshfsdkj. SO FRICKEN ANGRY.

Okay then, so I'm from Britain, but NOT ENGLAND. Britain is Wales, Scotland and England. It is not ENGLAND. Besides joda, who has sadly disappeared from fanpop, I'm the only Biggerstaff that I know of that resides in Wales.

I am a Nerdfighter, a Whovian, a bookworm, a Potterhead, a demigod, and más I can't be arsed remembering.

I hate learning Welsh, and I have to take it for my GCSEs... think of them as O.W.Ls. Definitely not taking them for A levels. Think of THEM as N.E.W.Ts :P

Okay......

I once heard the hardest thing to describe is yourself. And hell, no truer words have been spoken. Okay, no más distractions.
I'm Diana _____, but on here, ya'll know me as Luna Biggerstaff. I'm 13,and I live in New York.
Sometimes my life feels like a drama series o something. So lets see, how to begin..
I was born and raised in NYC, my parents are Colombian, and I have an older sister who has made all the wrong choices. My dad is an ass, he's sexist and lazy. My mom and him are divorved. I live with my mom and my stepdad, and my sister lives with my dad in our old house.
I've moved like 3...

(P.S. IM TIRED SO I CANNOT SPELL)
This is just my opinion on the anon articulo that was publicado bashing GD. The only reason Im posting anonymously is because I dont want to ruin the friendship I have with them.

So Ill begin por sayimg this: We finally put our problems from the summer away, and if we all turn on eavh other, we're gonna bring them back and cause more.

I agreed with lots of the points tu made, but I also agreed with the comments. It is just how GD is, and thats okay. We shouldnt tell poeople to change and complain about how they are. I dont think she was deeply upset por your article,...

-___- I wrote this out completely, then it got erased, so during his Im gonna seem like Im in a pissed off mood probably. But ANYWAYS, since everyone was escritura bout their faveorite shows, I thought I would bout my favorito! movies.

1. Harry Potter
Favorite characters: Sirius, Tonks, George, and Oliver.
Least favorite: Bellatrix, Draco, and Ron. Ik Im gonna get some hate for that...

2. Back to the Future trilogy
Favorite characters: Marty, Dr. Brown, and George.
Least favorite: Biff, Griff, and Lorraine.

3. The Chronicles of Narnia
Favorite characters: Caspian, Reepicheep, Trumpkin, and Aslan.
Least...

Have tu ever had a dream that was so lifelike, and so perfect that tu never wanted it to end and felt disappointed and even maybe heartbroken when it ended? Well, I've had about 5 of these dreams.

5. The Buffy Comic dream
Date: about a año ago
Cause: watching Buffy an hora beforehand

I was browsing around this store that looked kinda blank, suspiciously like the 2-dollar store close to where I live.

I was browsing the bottom shelf when suddenly I came across a stack of Buffy Season 8 comics at a discounted price. I was just about to pay... when I woke up.

4. The paramore Store dream
Date: about...

Alex:Go into as much detail as possible on the following questions:

Do tu play an instrument?

Best:No, I don't play an instrument. Although in Grade 3 and 4 my school made us learn how to play the flute, but I don't play it anymore.

Alex:Do tu have any pets(little brothers count =))?

Best:No pets as in animals, but I want a perrito, cachorro o kitty. :) And I have two younger brothers; one is 7 years old and the other a few weeks.

Alex:Tell me your Harry Potter life story.

Best:Well it started years ago, one night at my grandmother’s house when I was bored. My cousins had left already, and I was asking...

I should probably post this on the fagot spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If tu put a guante on parte superior, arriba of the bell, and play a low B flat, the guante will inflate. So freaking cool.

- tu can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives tu an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...

OKAY SO I HAD A REALLY BAD día TODAY.

So first off, my hair would not cooperate, with little bits sticking up. I looked like Gerard Way from Desolation Row, and while that looked badass on him, it does not do well for a 14-year-old charming little Asian schoolgirl.

Then, Travis was like on Skype, "Oh I have to log off Skype to do internety things". And he dicho he'll be back. At 5:30 his time (7:30 my time). And so I logged back on... AND HE WAS NOT FRIGGING THERE.

Stop watching your damn porn Travis, and pay attention TO MEEEEEEEEE! UGHHHHHHHHH *flips hair*

So then I got to school, which is bad...

hello there, it's me again. lucius_malloy, also known por very many other names... malloy, emma, emmy, mommy, auntie, shlag... tu get the point. call me what tu feel like, as long as I get that you're talking to me. 
this articulo might turn out kinda long, since I amor escritura all sorts of about me's and stuff. 
having turned 15 years old in december, I am a proud fourth-year ravenclaw. I reside in a small, cold country called finland, tucked away between sweden and russia and not under any condition part of scandinavia. *shudder*. people have rarely heard of finland, but when they have, it's...

With my compulsory education, that is.
And because I am feeling very something-y, I decided to tell tu all a little about that compulsory education. tu can tell me to shut up if tu like :D

Anyhow, I survived this compulsory education without ever
- getting detention
- getting a 7 o worse on a reportar card (scale of 4-10)
- wearing make-up to school
- drinking
- smoking
- using other illicit substances
- getting suspended o expelled
- getting sent to the principal's office
- telling a teacher to fuck off (I did lecture my homeroom teacher about respect once though)

Things I achieved were
- getting a...

(So i found this in my notepad, and I wanted to share.
It's like if tu got in trouble and were forced to write lines.
The reasons the numbers are misceláneo are cause these are my favorito! from some lista i can no longer find, plus this (*) means that I would so do that. (**) means that I probably would, if I had más balls, o was less lazy, and (***) means I would so do it, if I had friends to do it with, mostly, fred and George.

3) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I must not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.*
8) I will not use Umbridge’s quill to...

Leah Biggerstaff's "Shows I Obsess Over."

So, a bunch of people are doing these. I got the idea from Dark, who got it from Gred, I believe, then Luna and GD. I decided to do my own.

1. The Office (America, ABC and TBS)
Description: A bunch of guys and gals and their awkward, immature, and hilarious exploits in a boring (or not so much) paper office in Scranton, Pennsylvania, guided por misguided if well-meaning manager Michael Scott.
How I found it: Well, my dad had been watching it from the first season. When I started, I was hooked.
High point: When Jim and Pam got married.
Low point: WHEN MICHAEL...