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I am bored so I going to do what bored people do X3

posted by simpleplan

Funny frases and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so tu know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means tu stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if tu don't like them...
... well i have others.
I amor irony. tu know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about tu have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

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URGENT! READ NOW!

posted by wotcher-tonks

I just have a few things to say.

I amor tu guys!

I amor the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of tu is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad tu are apart of my life! tu guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope tu all know that all of tu always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving tu to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! tu were...

After the War-the Reverse

posted by xDark_Angelx

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel escritorio looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she pregunta even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted por the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. tu a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the siguiente person behind her....

Differences Between Grimms and disney

posted by simpleplan

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the disney version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in amor with marries another woman (whom he had been in amor with in the first place) - in the disney version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a cuchillo to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

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The Asian Grading System

posted by GemonkDruid

NOTE: If tu are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are tu still friends with me? and b. stop lectura this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So por now, I think tu all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

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Brazilian Facts > :D

posted by _naiza

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own articulo because aparently, I have nothing más interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

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fanpop User Identification Guide Part 1

posted by KateKicksAss

Not sure about all the different fanpop users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable por the name, this fans level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a nombre de usuario that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a nombre de usuario pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

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Stupid preguntas about my Americanness

posted by GemonkDruid

So as tu all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my inicial nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid preguntas I got and my reactions:

1. Were tu born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America o something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did tu buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are tu from the 'hood'?...

F.T.W.T.D.S.B

posted by GemonkDruid

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She dicho come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She dicho come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an articulo about MCR's song. This is gonna be an articulo about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how tu imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

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Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!

posted by zanhar1

A nerd and a dork mixed

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults tu at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it por making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

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My Toon Ships

posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what tu want, cliche o whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and tu can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) año olds together, so what? Suck it....

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 3

posted by simpleplan

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating japón for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when tu are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

posted by simpleplan

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its culo (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" o "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if tu recognized the pig who's giving tu a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

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My Strange comida Rules

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, I have some freaky rules about comida that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot perros at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot perros out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot perros from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ramen above my head and eat the end of the ramen first....

Insanity

posted by harrypotterbest

I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what tu think!
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His blood on my cuchillo is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood siguiente to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my corazón beating...

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Story I wrote, feedback needed please :)

posted by harrypotterbest

She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even más and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting más powerful. And soon, oh, very...

My Brother is being so bloody stupid >:(

posted by simpleplan

He has not been going to school. He keeps actuación think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to puñetazo, ponche him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years hace because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he dicho he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.

sorry about the rant but i had to let it out

My very old, very bad now dead crossover

posted by Lunalovely

Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso tu don't get lost, avatar is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, o "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the fuego Nation killed them in a 100 año war. Him and his friends are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...

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harry potter

posted by simpleplan

(Note: One día I was very bored so I wrote this story I thought tu guys would like to read it. The story will have spelling mistacks I sucks with spelling and Grammer.)

Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding comida of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell pikachu saved it. Harry Potter and pikachu jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and pikachu stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.

The End XD

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All About CheekyCheese

posted by TempCC

Heyy!

My name is Amber and I live somewhere in England. My family consists of my Mum, my Dad, my 9 año old brother, two hamsters called Freddie and Dora and a cat called Flora who we've had since before I was born! :D

I have 2 main obsessions. Harry Potter (Duh) and Doctor Who. Lets start with Harry Potter. One evening I had nothing to read. I had read all the libros on my bookshelf. So, I complained to my Dad and he suggested a few titles including Harry Potter. I hated Harry Potter even though I had never watched any of the films o read any of the books. My friend liked HP so I decided to...