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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and tu need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutos is only five minutos if tu have just been dado five más minutos to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and tu should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

From an correo electrónico I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. tu need it down. tu don’t hear us complaining about tu leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon o the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

-He stares at tu a lot
- He hits tu a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that día she picked tu up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with tu cuz tu couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make tu laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever tu two talk
-You hung up on him. He called tu back
- tu where invited por him to a group outin
- He called tu to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...