LMFAO!!!!!!

*Kate waits in the interview room bored to death*Kate:When is Humphrey coming I am so bored without him. Me:He will be here he is just so hard to catch. Kate:He hates boring places so he likes to run off. Me:I think we caught him I amor the magdalena trick. *a worker shows Humphrey a magdalena making him follow the magdalena and walking into the interview room*Humphrey:please can tu give me the magdalena I am so hungry. Worker:OK here tu go. Humphrey:YAY finally something to eat.*Humphrey eats the cupcake*Humphrey:Hey Kate Where am I? Kate:You're being interviewed it's so boring here but I am happy...

~Sunday~ humphrey had gotten bored sense kate had left to visit some cousins from another pack so he headed twoards the city because he felt aroused. Apon hitting the city limits he found a girl that was about 16 and asked her "Hey do tu wanna hang out at my guarida, den for a bit?" The girl replied "Huh me really i just got dumped but sure" Humphrey walked siguiente to her leading her to his and kates guarida, den having naughty thoughts on his mind.

~Later~ humphrey says "Do tu mind striping for me" and the girl respuestas "Umm sure" she takes off her camisa, camiseta and her boob jiggle a bit then she takes off her Skirt...

(June 25, 2011)

When I woke, it was morning. The sun was out and there was nothing left of the storm clouds except a faint haze to the east.
Scar was still slumbering peacefully, her ears twitching. Her soft breathing was so peaceful that I wanted nothing más than to go back to sleep and cuddle up against that soft fur, but I had to stay up. I hadn't put anything in the car and I needed to get it all packed for the trip.
I dressed quickly and left the room silently.
On my way through the house to the cocina to get some coffee started, I heard an unusual noise that at first, I couldn't identify....

Humphrey's POV

I was running through a field playing with Kate, Garth, And Lilly and all my omega friends. I would go por Kate and plant a kiss on her cheek making her giggle. Then it got dark. i looked at my friends and they seemed not to notice anything. Then a dark shape rose from the ground. I was paralyzed por fear. The shape moved toward my omega friends and grabbed them. Then I watched in horror as the shape ate the three of my omega friends. The shape then grabbed onto Garth and Lilly and did the same. I tried to run to Kate to save her but i wasn't fast enough. I watched as the amor of...

(June 6, 2011)

click clack The keys of the keyboard. click clack This clacking had been going on for an hour, devoted as I was to escritura the novel I had started a mes ago. It was called The Network and it was about this guy that creates a super fungus, lets himself become infected por it, and starts to take over the world using the land and sea as his media. The humans controlled the air, just to make it fair.

Engrossed as I was in in the adventures of Dan Cooper, known as "Mini" due to his immense height, I didn't hear Scar call my name the first time. It was when she dicho it the third time...

It was a bright burning summer morning in jasper and the packs were clambering round to see what their new leaders Kate and Humphrey had to say. it was the news of the long awaited heavy metal festival.

KATE: “As everybody knows the long awaited heavy metal festival is upon us were as tu know anyone can get on the new moonlight stage ( she points to the high colina peak) and sing out their favorito! metal songs; no screamo, death shit please.”

HUMPHREY: “ I will be canto 2 surprise songs and have also written up a setlist for the festival.” “first up is WINSTON with HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN...