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The 11 perros go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag tu drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” estrella said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the siguiente one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered.
“I see you’re rubbing it in por living here.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
Lilly came.
“Hey honey, what’s going on?”
“Star and Kaltag are at the door.”
“Cool.”
“Get in and we’ll take tu to driving school.”
“Ok.”
They all gathered together.
“Ok, so I drive the Armada and in the front row, Garth sits siguiente to me, then behind us is Kate, Humphrey, and Winston, and behind them is Mooch, Shakey, and Salty. Then in the Charger is Kaltag driving, Tony passenger in the front then the poor loner behind him is Lilly,” estrella said.
“Ok.”
The drive was about an hour, but it was worth it. There was a lot of talking in both cars. The area of the two cars where there was the least amount of talking was in the front of the Armada. Garth and estrella hardly knew each other. In fact, they didn’t talk until 15 minutos into the drive.
“So, tu work out?”
“Yeah, do you?”
“Well, I’m a former sled dog.”
“Former?”
“Alaska was burnt to the ground.”
“Oh, well besides that?”
“No, look how scrawny I am.”
“Ok, still, tu got to work out and gain weight.”
“Ok then.”
“Do squat thrusts.”
“I T-bag Humphrey.”
“Ok and crunches.”
“Well, I… I…”
“Yeah?”
“Never mind, besides T-bagging, I don’t exercise.”
“Ok.”
A row back, Humphrey was besar Kate.
“Stop besar my daughter,” Winston said.
“We’re married.”
“I know, but I’m still over protective.”
“Dad, I… well Humphrey and I…”
Kate finished the rest into Winston’s ear.
“You what!?”
“About 5 months.”
Behind that row, Mooch was going on and on.
“Remember that one time I boarded the bus and sat in the front seat?”
“That was yesterday,” Shakey said.
“I know but it was awesome!”
“It can’t be that awesome,” Salty said.
“It was! There was a wheel with floor pedals!”
“Blah!”
Garth let out his shitty howl. That killed the engine of the Armada.
“Stop that!”
“Sorry, I forgot.”
In the Charger, Kaltag and Tony were having a good conversation along with Lilly.
“I can’t believe my son married an Omega,” Tony said.
“I’m right here!” Lilly yelled.
“Yeah, I still don’t know why it’s such a big deal,” Kaltag said.
“A first born marrying a segundo o last born! It’s a huge deal.”
“Screw that.”
“Screw you.”
“I’m an Alpha, and I married an Omega.”
“Who’s your wife’s Alpha brother?”
“Actually she has a sister for an Alpha, and she’s Star’s wife, and Star’s an Omega.”
“How do tu know?”
“He’s my brother.”
“Oh.”
They got to the driving school. Devon and Bob were standing there.
“Hi, I’m Devon and this is Bob. Say hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to mostrar tu what to do and what not to do while driving.”
They were in a snowy place.
“I’m cold,” Bob said.
“This will warm tu up.”
“Yay!!!”
A firebomb grenade was thrown at him.
“That feels better!” Bob dicho just before he died.
“When entering a tunnel, make sure to proceed with caution, I’m going to have Bob do this one.”
“Yay!!!”
“Ok Bob, Go.”
“What? Ok.”
Bob went right into the tunnel but at the entrance were fusion coils. When Bob entered, he got blown up.
“Weeee!”
“If tu see a patch of ice one the road, proceed with caution.”
Devon successfully made it over the ice.
“Bye boss,” Bob dicho as Devon passed.
Bob bent down, and about after 3 segundos the fusion coils blew up.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Bob slid right into the fusion coils Bob was standing on and the fusion coils sent both Bob and the dead Warthog flying.
“Weeee!”
Meanwhile, there was an English Spartan temporarily taking Bob and
Devon’s place.
“Hello, I’m Winforplopia, I going to contribute to the Halo driving school, class, school, and what to not do, do, and don’t do while driving. When crossing a lake o river bank be sure there is a bridge.”
Winforplopia tried driving across, but he fell down a ditch and died.
“As tu can see, I fell down the ditch and did not make it to the other side. If attempting to drive through the river bank, be sure it is not too deep, as it may cause slight damage to your…”
The Warthog exploded before he could finish.
“Ehh,”
He respawned and T-bagged himself.
“When driving, be aware of severe weather, for example, oh, lightning.”
Lightning hit the Warthog, making it blow up.
“Perhaps, it’s possible… it’s possible.”
“This concludes the wind segment of the Halo driving class of school. Thanks for watching and drive safely.”
“You’re done!”
“Time for té and crockets.”
Devon and Bob were back.
“When passing a stopped truck, proceed with caution.”
“Too slow, move, move! Watch me!” Bob yelled.
Devon passed the Wraith only to get hit and killed por another one.
“Yay!!!” Bob dicho with his hand on Devon’s butt.
Bob and Devon approached a tank. They had a guy in the torreta firing continuously into the air and Bob yelling at the same time.
“Hey what is up!?” Bob yelled to the tank.
“Be considerate to other drivers.”
“Yay, whoo! Whoo! Yay, what am I? Yay!!! I like Victoria! Yay, I have my pants off!”
The tank shot the Warthog with his cañón at least 3 times. There was another temporary replacement.
“Hey, how ya doin, I’m antonecupofchili, thanks to Devon, I get to do this, and I want to, thanks a lot.”
There was an old lady Jackal walking across the road.
“How ya doin? If there’s an old lady taking to long to cruzar, cruz the road, run her over.”
Antonecupofchili ran over the old Jackal, then threw a firebomb grenade at her.
“How ya doin? Ok, that’s what tu do in that situation. Oh wait, same with bebés in strollers and girl scouts.”
“You’re done.”
“I’m done? How ya doin?”
“Do not enter an area that is blocked off, watch out for barriers and detours on the road. This is what can happen,” Devon said.
Bob was blocking the road, but Devon ignored him. Devon went up a colina then got sky blasted por a grav lift. He got bounced off an explosive, and came back and hit Bob.
“Weeee!”
They got together.
“We did good, did we, did we?”
“Thanks for coming to Halo driving school.”
They did their T-bag dance.
“Time for the drive-thru,” estrella said.
They got to the Cluckin’ Bell.
“Welcome yoo yuckin yell, may I kill you?”
“No, can I have a Cluck Burger with Chicken fries?”
“Ok, yep problem.”
“Garth, what do tu want.”
“Give me tocino, bacon chicken.”
“Yo k.”
“What about you, Winston.”
“Give me a Mcchicken.”
“Would tu like a friend fry?”
“No my friends are fine. Anyway, Kate what do tu want?”
“Grilled Clucky.”
“Ok.”
“Humphrey?”
“Bacon chicken.”
“Ok, give us a tocino, bacon chicken.”
“Ok.”
“What about you, Mooch?”
“Give me a Western Chicken.”
“Alright, a western chicken.”
“Ok, I got, a…”
“No, there’s more.”
“Ok,”
“What do tu want Salty?”
“Oh, give me a junior Chicken.”
“Jesus, tu eat less than me! Alright, a junior chicken.”
“Ok,”
“And, Shakey, what do tu want?”
“Give me a triple Mcchicken, with extra cheese and onions.”
“Oh. Jeez, a triple Mcchicken with extra cheese and onions.”
“Ok, so I have a triple cheese with extra…”
“No, a triple chicken.
“You know what, I probably don’t need to check.”
“Ok.”
“Pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
estrella paid then came to the segundo window and received his food. Kaltag pulled up to the menu board.
“Yelcome!”
“Ok.”
“What would youse like?”
“I would like a 10 piece chicken Mcnuggets.”
“Ok.”
“Tony, what do tu want?”
“Probably a Mcchicken double.”
“A Mcchicken double.”
“Ok.”
“Lilly, what do tu want.”
“Probably a Western Chicken.”
“Ok a…”
“No a tocino, bacon chicken.”
“Ok…”
“No sorry grilled clucky.”
“Ok, and a grilled clucky.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag paid and got his food. They soon got home. Humphrey wanted write a song.
“Alright, are tu a metal head?” estrella asked.
“Yeah.”
“We’ll support you.”
“Thanks.”
“Let me see the música sheet.”
Humphrey handed estrella the sheet. estrella looked at it for a minute.
“This is the exact same tune as The Unforgiven but different lyrics. Why is Shakey and Salty mentioned?”
“This is a song about suicide.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Dog Who Committed Suicide.”
“Oh, hola have tu even met metallica yet?”
“How do I meat them!? I’m able to meat them!?”
“Yeah, tu want to?”
“Of course!”
“I do too!” Kate said.
“Alright I’ll see who else wants to.”
estrella howled for Tony, Winston, and Garth. Once again, they heard a shitty howl. The heard a howl then a yelp then one last one. Tony, Winston, Garth, and Lilly came to estrella and Kaltag’s house.
“Ready to meat Metallica, tu 9?”
“Yeah.”
estrella and Kaltag drove the 9 to Metallica’s house. They knocked on the door with only them in sight.
“Well, if it isn’t my two favorito! dogs,” Lars said.
“Lars, tell James, Kirk, and Rob that we have 9 fans that want to meet you.”
“Damn!”
“Alright here’s one fan.”
Humphrey came. He was speechless too see Lars, his favorito! person at the door.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
Humphrey remained there speechless with his mouth open.
“Humphrey, are tu ok.”
“Are tu really Lars Ulrich?”
“Yes I am.”
Humphrey jumped up and licked Lars.
“Oh, usually only estrella does this.”
“Here’s another one.”
“Alright Humphrey, go right to meet James.”
“This is Kate.”
“Hi, Lars.”
“You’re not the nervous type.”
“Nope.”
“Alright, go left to meet Kirk.”
“Here’s Garth.”
“Hey, do tu work out?”
“I’m a drummer.”
“Cool.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Alright, here’s Mooch.”
“You’re small for a wolf.”
“I am small, so tu like being a drummer?”
“Yeah it’s cool.”
“Nice.”
“Go right to meet James.”
“Ok.”
“This is Shakey.”
“Hey Lars.”
“How much do tu eat?”
“I know, I am fat.”
“So what’s it like drumming?”
“Why did tu ask me that? You’re the drummer.”
“Oh, well go left to meet Kirk,”
Humphrey came out.
“Man metallica is awesome.”
“Here’s Salty.”
“Hey dude!”
“Hey, tu have a cool voice.”
“So do you.”
“Thanks.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Kate came out.
“I amor Metallica!”
“This is Winston.”
“Hey Lars.”
“It’s amazing all of tu know my name.”
“We all know you.”
“Well, I amor tu all!”
“We amor tu too,” Lilly said.
“Alright go right to meet James.”
Garth came out.
“James is buff like me! They’re all awesome though.”
“Anyway, this is Tony.”
Tony yelped before he could say anything.
“That’s similar to how I met Star.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s cool. So are tu an Alpha?”
“Uhh…”
“Born first,” estrella translated.
“Oh, yeah, I am.”
“Cool.”
“Go left to meet Kirk.”
“Ok.”
Mooch came out.
“Damn, best experience of my life!”
“This is the last one, Lilly.”
“You’re the one that dicho ‘we amor tu too’”
“Yup.”
“You know, you’re a cooler, better looking version of Dixie.”
“Who’s Dixie?”
“I’m not sure if tu want to know.”
“Ok.”
“You’re too good for her. Anyway, go up to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Shakey came out.
“Kirk’s lucky he’s skinny!”
“I know.”
They waited about a minute. After that, Salty came out.
“You have two guitarra players!?”
“Yup.
Another minuto passed. Winston came out.
“Thanks for letting me meet Metallica.”
“No problem.”
Tony came immediately back out.
“Kirk’s good.”
“Did tu meet James and Rob?”
“No, should I go?”
“Yeah.”
Lilly came out.
“They’re all awesome.”
Tony came out.
“Sweet!”
There was a taxi driver that came.
“Ok, where to?”
“We’re not all able to fit in there.
“Hey, ok, yep problem!”
“Get out of here old guy!” Mooch yelled.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol!” the taxi driver said.
“Let’s go home,” Garth said.
The Alpha and Omega characters got to meet Metallica.
(Note: Before we get started, I need to say that right now, we're in the middle of switching out computers so I can't guarantee a new chapter every day.)

Part 1: The Beginning of the End
Chapter 1: Humphrey's Return

No one could believe what they were seeing. Everyone stared in disbelief as Humphrey stood before them. It wasn’t possible. Humphrey was dead. He had been for seventeen years. But there he was, right before their eyes. And Stinky’s nose never lied.

However, it didn’t look like the Humphrey they remembered. He had multiple scars all over his body, all from cuchillo wounds. On his...
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Chapter 19: lobo Fight

Back at the sandstone cliffs, many, many years later, Adam had become a great leader. One of the greatest in the region, in fact. He was almost a fully grown wolf, just entering his twenties. He had led the pack for eleven years and things had been fairly peaceful since Steven left and the dens were complete.

But all of that changed one día when word began to spread of a human who had recently gone on a killing spree throughout Canada. However, he hadn’t been killing other humans. He had been killing wolves, wiping out entire packs. The only name he was known por was “The...
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posted by PurpleDragon02
Finally! The exerpt for the newest and upcoming story in the A&O franchise. In one year, the story will be released in full, but not as one article. Each chapter will have its own article. Starting today o maybe tomorrow, I'll be releasing character profiles, going into some detail about the new characters in the story. I might also release the first chapter a week o two before the 10 año anniversary just to reignite the hype around it since we'll be waiting another year, which works out fine since I'm about halfway done with escritura the story. I hope tu enjoy this little bit of Chapter...
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The night sky was dark that night, the light of the stars and moon hidden por a thick blanket of jet-black clouds. From the clouds drifted hundreds of thousands of snowflakes, the winter winds guiding them on their journey to the ground. From the soil, a forest of lodgepole pines stood tall, looming over the snowy, Canadian landscape. A brotherly pair of lobos traveled within their shadows, the eldest of the two in the lead. The younger male stuck closely behind his companion, using him as a shield against the blustering wind. Despite this, snow still managed to cling onto his coat. He growled....
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Chapter 10: Ride to Victory

As they retreated through the woods and back towards the valley, Humphrey and the others did so in a way so as not to lose the enemy, but also didn't let them get too close. They just needed to lure them back to the pack and then the real battle would begin.

As they reentered the territory, the lobos stopped and turned around to face back into the woods as the humans and the remaining perros emerged. Humphrey and the others stood with a proud, disciplined, almost militaristic stance, waiting for the trap to be sprung. When the humans appeared out of the woods, they...
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Chapter 4: Revenge of a King

The rest of the group was hiding in the bushes just outside the pack borders when they heard Humphrey's terrible scream. The worst part was the fact that they couldn't do anything about it.

Back in the den, one of King's henchwolves entered the cave.

"Sir," he said.

King looked up with a furious look on his face.

"I thought I asked for complete privacy!"

"Sorry sir," the lobo said. "But there are several lobos approaching through the trees."

"Ahh!" King growled in frustration. The lobo quickly left the cave so as to avoid his master's fury.

King looked down at Humphrey,...
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Special thanks to:

TimberHumphrey for the idea that Winston and Eve took him in.

jhilton0907 for the idea that Humphrey was relocated as a pup.

Chidori1334 for idea to bring Hutch back, the idea that Humphrey was an orphan, the idea to bring Daria back, and for the idea that Cando and Hutch found Humphrey.

Chapter 2: Pack Meeting

That night, Humphrey didn't sleep too well. He was continuing to think about his parents and was talking in his sleep as he did so.

"Mom. Dad. No, don't leave. Help!"

Outside the den, Kate and Winston were quietly talking.

"We can't keep it a secret any longer," Winston said...
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