alpha y omega Club
registrarse
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
The 11 perros go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag tu drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” estrella said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the siguiente one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered.
“I see you’re rubbing it in por living here.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
Lilly came.
“Hey honey, what’s going on?”
“Star and Kaltag are at the door.”
“Cool.”
“Get in and we’ll take tu to driving school.”
“Ok.”
They all gathered together.
“Ok, so I drive the Armada and in the front row, Garth sits siguiente to me, then behind us is Kate, Humphrey, and Winston, and behind them is Mooch, Shakey, and Salty. Then in the Charger is Kaltag driving, Tony passenger in the front then the poor loner behind him is Lilly,” estrella said.
“Ok.”
The drive was about an hour, but it was worth it. There was a lot of talking in both cars. The area of the two cars where there was the least amount of talking was in the front of the Armada. Garth and estrella hardly knew each other. In fact, they didn’t talk until 15 minutos into the drive.
“So, tu work out?”
“Yeah, do you?”
“Well, I’m a former sled dog.”
“Former?”
“Alaska was burnt to the ground.”
“Oh, well besides that?”
“No, look how scrawny I am.”
“Ok, still, tu got to work out and gain weight.”
“Ok then.”
“Do squat thrusts.”
“I T-bag Humphrey.”
“Ok and crunches.”
“Well, I… I…”
“Yeah?”
“Never mind, besides T-bagging, I don’t exercise.”
“Ok.”
A row back, Humphrey was besar Kate.
“Stop besar my daughter,” Winston said.
“We’re married.”
“I know, but I’m still over protective.”
“Dad, I… well Humphrey and I…”
Kate finished the rest into Winston’s ear.
“You what!?”
“About 5 months.”
Behind that row, Mooch was going on and on.
“Remember that one time I boarded the bus and sat in the front seat?”
“That was yesterday,” Shakey said.
“I know but it was awesome!”
“It can’t be that awesome,” Salty said.
“It was! There was a wheel with floor pedals!”
“Blah!”
Garth let out his shitty howl. That killed the engine of the Armada.
“Stop that!”
“Sorry, I forgot.”
In the Charger, Kaltag and Tony were having a good conversation along with Lilly.
“I can’t believe my son married an Omega,” Tony said.
“I’m right here!” Lilly yelled.
“Yeah, I still don’t know why it’s such a big deal,” Kaltag said.
“A first born marrying a segundo o last born! It’s a huge deal.”
“Screw that.”
“Screw you.”
“I’m an Alpha, and I married an Omega.”
“Who’s your wife’s Alpha brother?”
“Actually she has a sister for an Alpha, and she’s Star’s wife, and Star’s an Omega.”
“How do tu know?”
“He’s my brother.”
“Oh.”
They got to the driving school. Devon and Bob were standing there.
“Hi, I’m Devon and this is Bob. Say hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to mostrar tu what to do and what not to do while driving.”
They were in a snowy place.
“I’m cold,” Bob said.
“This will warm tu up.”
“Yay!!!”
A firebomb grenade was thrown at him.
“That feels better!” Bob dicho just before he died.
“When entering a tunnel, make sure to proceed with caution, I’m going to have Bob do this one.”
“Yay!!!”
“Ok Bob, Go.”
“What? Ok.”
Bob went right into the tunnel but at the entrance were fusion coils. When Bob entered, he got blown up.
“Weeee!”
“If tu see a patch of ice one the road, proceed with caution.”
Devon successfully made it over the ice.
“Bye boss,” Bob dicho as Devon passed.
Bob bent down, and about after 3 segundos the fusion coils blew up.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Bob slid right into the fusion coils Bob was standing on and the fusion coils sent both Bob and the dead Warthog flying.
“Weeee!”
Meanwhile, there was an English Spartan temporarily taking Bob and
Devon’s place.
“Hello, I’m Winforplopia, I going to contribute to the Halo driving school, class, school, and what to not do, do, and don’t do while driving. When crossing a lake o river bank be sure there is a bridge.”
Winforplopia tried driving across, but he fell down a ditch and died.
“As tu can see, I fell down the ditch and did not make it to the other side. If attempting to drive through the river bank, be sure it is not too deep, as it may cause slight damage to your…”
The Warthog exploded before he could finish.
“Ehh,”
He respawned and T-bagged himself.
“When driving, be aware of severe weather, for example, oh, lightning.”
Lightning hit the Warthog, making it blow up.
“Perhaps, it’s possible… it’s possible.”
“This concludes the wind segment of the Halo driving class of school. Thanks for watching and drive safely.”
“You’re done!”
“Time for té and crockets.”
Devon and Bob were back.
“When passing a stopped truck, proceed with caution.”
“Too slow, move, move! Watch me!” Bob yelled.
Devon passed the Wraith only to get hit and killed por another one.
“Yay!!!” Bob dicho with his hand on Devon’s butt.
Bob and Devon approached a tank. They had a guy in the torreta firing continuously into the air and Bob yelling at the same time.
“Hey what is up!?” Bob yelled to the tank.
“Be considerate to other drivers.”
“Yay, whoo! Whoo! Yay, what am I? Yay!!! I like Victoria! Yay, I have my pants off!”
The tank shot the Warthog with his cañón at least 3 times. There was another temporary replacement.
“Hey, how ya doin, I’m antonecupofchili, thanks to Devon, I get to do this, and I want to, thanks a lot.”
There was an old lady Jackal walking across the road.
“How ya doin? If there’s an old lady taking to long to cruzar, cruz the road, run her over.”
Antonecupofchili ran over the old Jackal, then threw a firebomb grenade at her.
“How ya doin? Ok, that’s what tu do in that situation. Oh wait, same with bebés in strollers and girl scouts.”
“You’re done.”
“I’m done? How ya doin?”
“Do not enter an area that is blocked off, watch out for barriers and detours on the road. This is what can happen,” Devon said.
Bob was blocking the road, but Devon ignored him. Devon went up a colina then got sky blasted por a grav lift. He got bounced off an explosive, and came back and hit Bob.
“Weeee!”
They got together.
“We did good, did we, did we?”
“Thanks for coming to Halo driving school.”
They did their T-bag dance.
“Time for the drive-thru,” estrella said.
They got to the Cluckin’ Bell.
“Welcome yoo yuckin yell, may I kill you?”
“No, can I have a Cluck Burger with Chicken fries?”
“Ok, yep problem.”
“Garth, what do tu want.”
“Give me tocino, bacon chicken.”
“Yo k.”
“What about you, Winston.”
“Give me a Mcchicken.”
“Would tu like a friend fry?”
“No my friends are fine. Anyway, Kate what do tu want?”
“Grilled Clucky.”
“Ok.”
“Humphrey?”
“Bacon chicken.”
“Ok, give us a tocino, bacon chicken.”
“Ok.”
“What about you, Mooch?”
“Give me a Western Chicken.”
“Alright, a western chicken.”
“Ok, I got, a…”
“No, there’s more.”
“Ok,”
“What do tu want Salty?”
“Oh, give me a junior Chicken.”
“Jesus, tu eat less than me! Alright, a junior chicken.”
“Ok,”
“And, Shakey, what do tu want?”
“Give me a triple Mcchicken, with extra cheese and onions.”
“Oh. Jeez, a triple Mcchicken with extra cheese and onions.”
“Ok, so I have a triple cheese with extra…”
“No, a triple chicken.
“You know what, I probably don’t need to check.”
“Ok.”
“Pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
estrella paid then came to the segundo window and received his food. Kaltag pulled up to the menu board.
“Yelcome!”
“Ok.”
“What would youse like?”
“I would like a 10 piece chicken Mcnuggets.”
“Ok.”
“Tony, what do tu want?”
“Probably a Mcchicken double.”
“A Mcchicken double.”
“Ok.”
“Lilly, what do tu want.”
“Probably a Western Chicken.”
“Ok a…”
“No a tocino, bacon chicken.”
“Ok…”
“No sorry grilled clucky.”
“Ok, and a grilled clucky.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag paid and got his food. They soon got home. Humphrey wanted write a song.
“Alright, are tu a metal head?” estrella asked.
“Yeah.”
“We’ll support you.”
“Thanks.”
“Let me see the música sheet.”
Humphrey handed estrella the sheet. estrella looked at it for a minute.
“This is the exact same tune as The Unforgiven but different lyrics. Why is Shakey and Salty mentioned?”
“This is a song about suicide.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Dog Who Committed Suicide.”
“Oh, hola have tu even met metallica yet?”
“How do I meat them!? I’m able to meat them!?”
“Yeah, tu want to?”
“Of course!”
“I do too!” Kate said.
“Alright I’ll see who else wants to.”
estrella howled for Tony, Winston, and Garth. Once again, they heard a shitty howl. The heard a howl then a yelp then one last one. Tony, Winston, Garth, and Lilly came to estrella and Kaltag’s house.
“Ready to meat Metallica, tu 9?”
“Yeah.”
estrella and Kaltag drove the 9 to Metallica’s house. They knocked on the door with only them in sight.
“Well, if it isn’t my two favorito! dogs,” Lars said.
“Lars, tell James, Kirk, and Rob that we have 9 fans that want to meet you.”
“Damn!”
“Alright here’s one fan.”
Humphrey came. He was speechless too see Lars, his favorito! person at the door.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
Humphrey remained there speechless with his mouth open.
“Humphrey, are tu ok.”
“Are tu really Lars Ulrich?”
“Yes I am.”
Humphrey jumped up and licked Lars.
“Oh, usually only estrella does this.”
“Here’s another one.”
“Alright Humphrey, go right to meet James.”
“This is Kate.”
“Hi, Lars.”
“You’re not the nervous type.”
“Nope.”
“Alright, go left to meet Kirk.”
“Here’s Garth.”
“Hey, do tu work out?”
“I’m a drummer.”
“Cool.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Alright, here’s Mooch.”
“You’re small for a wolf.”
“I am small, so tu like being a drummer?”
“Yeah it’s cool.”
“Nice.”
“Go right to meet James.”
“Ok.”
“This is Shakey.”
“Hey Lars.”
“How much do tu eat?”
“I know, I am fat.”
“So what’s it like drumming?”
“Why did tu ask me that? You’re the drummer.”
“Oh, well go left to meet Kirk,”
Humphrey came out.
“Man metallica is awesome.”
“Here’s Salty.”
“Hey dude!”
“Hey, tu have a cool voice.”
“So do you.”
“Thanks.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Kate came out.
“I amor Metallica!”
“This is Winston.”
“Hey Lars.”
“It’s amazing all of tu know my name.”
“We all know you.”
“Well, I amor tu all!”
“We amor tu too,” Lilly said.
“Alright go right to meet James.”
Garth came out.
“James is buff like me! They’re all awesome though.”
“Anyway, this is Tony.”
Tony yelped before he could say anything.
“That’s similar to how I met Star.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s cool. So are tu an Alpha?”
“Uhh…”
“Born first,” estrella translated.
“Oh, yeah, I am.”
“Cool.”
“Go left to meet Kirk.”
“Ok.”
Mooch came out.
“Damn, best experience of my life!”
“This is the last one, Lilly.”
“You’re the one that dicho ‘we amor tu too’”
“Yup.”
“You know, you’re a cooler, better looking version of Dixie.”
“Who’s Dixie?”
“I’m not sure if tu want to know.”
“Ok.”
“You’re too good for her. Anyway, go up to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Shakey came out.
“Kirk’s lucky he’s skinny!”
“I know.”
They waited about a minute. After that, Salty came out.
“You have two guitarra players!?”
“Yup.
Another minuto passed. Winston came out.
“Thanks for letting me meet Metallica.”
“No problem.”
Tony came immediately back out.
“Kirk’s good.”
“Did tu meet James and Rob?”
“No, should I go?”
“Yeah.”
Lilly came out.
“They’re all awesome.”
Tony came out.
“Sweet!”
There was a taxi driver that came.
“Ok, where to?”
“We’re not all able to fit in there.
“Hey, ok, yep problem!”
“Get out of here old guy!” Mooch yelled.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol!” the taxi driver said.
“Let’s go home,” Garth said.
The Alpha and Omega characters got to meet Metallica.
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by katealphawolf
added by bossydoggy
added by Metallica1147
Source: I found online ^^
posted by SentinelPrime89
Runt yawned loudly during the later hours of morning daylight, stretching his small paws out wide. Kate felt the mild pricks of her youngest's claws touching her upper left side. She spoke out to Humphrey to stop for a moment, then laid on her stomach into the snow.
"Morning, Runt." Kate dicho while smiling.
She waited patiently for Runt to get off her back and stood back up. Making a short right turn, Kate lowered her head down and rubbed her chin against Runt's head. Runt hugged her in return and his stomach suddenly gurgled. "I'm hungry, Mom." He said.
Kate nodded and told her pup, "I know....
continue reading...
posted by frankrivera
heres my last chapter giggity giggity goo. tu dare tortazo me , tu motherfucking basterd !!!!!! Eve yelld she smaked him back eve got on parte superior, arriba of him chokeing him. She choked so hard she saw blood sqwerting in his mouth and then she stoped and got up humphrey was throwing up blood all over the guarida, den . S-top eve please its all over now she gone theres nothing to do about it......its over . Humphrey dicho lilly ran to humphrey giveing him a big hug and dicho . Oh humphrey i thought tu was going to die she said. im not im ok and can i tell tu something ? He ask . Sure lily dicho humphrey wisperd in...
continue reading...
posted by CODkiller14
Well this is my new series. I hope tu like this when tu see this [AN: with something in it] tu can skip it but i'm just telling tu if u add a song with it at the exact time it could be alike and be cool. I hope tu like it and enjoy.
______________________________________________
WARNING: Please Read Ratings:
Violent: 2/4
Sex: 1.5/4
Language: 3/4
Enjoy

Pre-Story:
POV: James
The name is James. Im 19, and what do I do? Well I'm an assassin.
I kill people who hurts friends o Family, I Steal a lot of things, Wear a Cloth on me to protect my face, Spike Collar. Black pelaje, piel but my face, chest to my waste...
continue reading...
Alright, I'm posting this chapter of "Shadow's Life" on this account because for some reason, fanpop didn't like them on that one... And they in no way disturb the "Term of Service" and are completely appropriate...

It was only a few days after that an Alpha found me,"It's time for Alpha School kid" was his only words, he walked out of the guarida, den and I followed. I wasn't sure what was going to happen at Alpha school but I wasn't sure it would be fun... Soon we came to a small clearing within the forest, there were fourteen people lined up, and I made fifteen. I quickly got in the line and waited...
continue reading...
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 3: Battles

Nick: *walking around with Garth and Lilly*

Lilly: *sees a Bench* What is that?

Nick: Thats a Bench.

Lilly: What does it do?

Nick: tu sit on it when your tired.

Lilly: Oh, thats kind of cool.

Astra: Where to first?

Nick: We have to get H Pieces so that i can free Kate and Humphrey.

Astra: *sees a guy with big glasses eying Lilly*

Kricke: Yo! Can i have one of your Dogs?

Nick: These are Wolves, and why do tu want one?

Kricke: For Dis...i mean for my Mas...i mean for a Pet.

Nick: Ummmmm no

Kricke: How about we make a Wager?

Lilly: Wager?

Nick: Like a Bet.

Kricke: We do a VR Battle, and who...
continue reading...
posted by ztarx5
hola everyone. Here is a new story call The War.
_____________________________________
WARNING: Please Read Rating
Violence: 1/3
Sex: 0/3
Language: 1/3

Ch1 A New lobo in Town

First POV: Stars

5:30 AM
It was a cool night, sleeping outside in the forest. I was a lone wolf, didn't have a relationship, mate, nothing. Just (as they say) Me, Myself and I. It was raining a little bit but kept me cool. Then a lighting shot out from the sky and thunder came out of nowhere and made a loud noise. 'BLAM!' I woke up. "Holy Shit!" Then I just walk around and find comida and water for the day. Then voices started around...
continue reading...