And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He dicho tu look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat, I dicho "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
[Chorus:]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't tu read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives tu the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, o to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner
[Chorus]
Oh, say now mister, can't tu read
tu got to have a camisa, camiseta and tie to get a seat
tu can't watch, no tu can't eat, tu ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!
[Solo]
And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin' sign
I said, "Thank tu Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh
[Chorus 2x]
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He dicho tu look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat, I dicho "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
[Chorus:]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't tu read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives tu the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, o to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner
[Chorus]
Oh, say now mister, can't tu read
tu got to have a camisa, camiseta and tie to get a seat
tu can't watch, no tu can't eat, tu ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!
[Solo]
And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin' sign
I said, "Thank tu Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh
[Chorus 2x]