hola everybody I thought I should write something funny so here goes nothing.
11:00 Am in the woods
"*yawn**howls* Ooh does it feel good to wake up late!"Minion smiled"Time to do something fun!"
He then walked out of the woods into the local park.There were tons of kids playing on the playground and a muscular shirtless guy playing Frisbee with his dog."Hmm"Minion's ears perked up.He then started to walk on all fours,then he was running like a dog and leaped up into the air doing a back-flip grabbing the Frisbee with his mouth."Arf!" he dropped it wagging his butt.The children on the playground laughing while the man raised an eyebrow and said"Uh...Are tu okay dude?" Minion nodded his head.He then stood up and walked towards him."Here's your Frisbee."he smiled and patted him on the head walking away."That was fun."he whispered walking away looking at the guy."What an attractive man."
minutos later on a sidewalk
"Hello sir" A man in a suit walked up to minion,
"Hello."he greeted back
"How would tu like to win a million dollars?"
"A million dollars?"his ears perked up
"Yes sir, all tu have to do is answer 10 simple preguntas and tu could possibly win a million dollars.Great deal o no?"
"Yes!Yes a great deal indeed"Minion grabbed his hand shaking it like crazy making the man's body shake in the air.
"Okay sir well would tu be okay with your face being put on t.v?"
"Of course! I've been so selfish keeping these gorgeous looks hidden away from the world!"
"Ok? well then hop on in the car sir."
Just then a fancy limo drove up siguiente to them.
"What a dream come true!"minion got in to the car.
2:00 Pm Gotham T.V Station
"We're on air in 188.8.131.52.1!"
"Hello this is Win o die trying! And I'm your host Jeff Storm and our contestant today is Paul! How are tu doing today Paul?"The host introduced,starting off the show.
Elsewhere at this time
"Look mommy grandpa's on t.v!"Paul shouted
"What?!"Ari sat on the couch
"Ooh! I wanna see!"Daniel hopped on the sofá staring at the t.v
"Me too!"Little Lily sat siguiente to Paul
"Just great!"minion got excited
"Good let's start then! Just remember there will be 10 preguntas and if tu get one wrong something bad will happen!"
"I'm sure I can handle anything tu throw at me"
"Okay.First pregunta what is the capital of New Hampshire? tu get to minutos to answer."
"Hmm isn't it some sort of gelatina, jalea brand?...Concord!"he pointed up a finger
"I can't believe this."she face-palms herself
"I can!"Daniel says
"How many moons are there of Jupiter?"
"Ooh sorry bud the answer was 27! Tell me what's your opinion on snakes?"
"I eat them for breakfast!"Minion responds
"Well let's see about that!" Jeff pulls a level and a bunch of snakes land on Minion's head.
"Nom!Nom!"he eats them one por one
"Ew! Well since tu survived let's get onto the siguiente question.Who was the first Russian tsar?"
"Why does the pregunta have to be so hard! Ugh! I think my ex-wife mentioned something about it."he drags his hands down his face,
"Ivan the third?"
"Correctomundo!Next question! What superhero was just recently congratulated on the news for having their kid help save Gotham city?Just remember two minutes."
"If he get's this wrong I'm going to ban him from my house."Ari groaned
"Huh?! Get it right grandpa get it right!"Paul yelled at the t.v.
"Yeah grandpa get it right!"Daniel jumped up and down on the couch.
"Sit down!"Ari grabbed him por the camisa, camiseta and pulled him back down.
"...Ok mommy."he sucked on his thumb.
"Good god I'm not your mother!"Ari whacked herself in the forehead.
"How could tu say something so cruel mommy?"Daniel continued
"I got it! batman he has so many kids it must of been him!" *Ari smacks her forehead*
"Ooh sorry! The correct answer was Virgo!"
"What my sweet ángel Virgo?!"
"You know what that means!"
A huge bucket of water then got poured all over minion.Then someone electrocuted him.
"Ahhhh!"His body went up in the air flashing in black and blue.
" Okay siguiente What año did man first land on the moon?"
"I know" minion gloated
"Now When did local superhero superman hook up with Wonderwoman?"
"Wait what!? He got a babe like that!"
"You didn't know! Oh! Too bad buddy"
Just then a bunch of lobos ran out and started licking him all over.
then they stopped.
"I was wondering where ya'll were?"
The host raised an eyebrow looking confused.
"Oh Alech you've gotten big!"
"Ummm? Okay? On to the siguiente question! Who is better Peeta o Gale?"
"What?!That's not a real question!"Ari yelled
"Yes it is everyone knows Peeta's better."Daniel stood up with his hands on his hips
"I can't believe this is actually happening."
"I can Danwels like this ALL the time!"Lily added
"Gale! He's so hot!"
"Uhh ok? But sadly that is incorrect!"
"Huh? What's wrong with you?!"
"Not me the fans."he pointed at the crowd
A bunch of bees then stung minion all over.
"Poor guy. Oh well.What was JFK's oldest childs name?"
"Yes,Next question!What country was the first to have a democracy?"
"Ooh sorry but it was Greece."
Then a lion came out on stage then it sniffed minion."I hate cats! Argh!"Minion then chased it off the stage.
"Well that was interesting! So only 2 más questions.What is the capital of Georgia?"
"Correct! Now this last one is tricky! What is the only mammal that lays eggs?"
"That's easy! A platypus! I learned that from Phineas and Ferb."he winked at the camera
"Correct!Though tu only got 5 correct so tu only win 500 dollars."
"Better than nothing."
"Well that's all today folks Don't forget to watch again on the siguiente episode of Win o Die Trying!"
"that's a wrap!"
"Where's my 500 dollars!"
"Here tu go!"
"Thank you!"Minion then walks out with the maletín of money with his clothes all torn up mostrando off part of his butt.He then teleports to Ar's place.
Ari's place 3:00 Pm
"Oh Ari! Look what I won!"
"I know we all saw tu on t.v."Ari dicho as she washed dishes
"*Giggles* We can see your butt grandpa!"Paul laughed as him and Lily were coloring at the children's table.
"Oh!? How embarrassing! Sweetheart do tu think I could borrow a pair of your hubby's pants?"
"Where is he anyway?"
"Okay so then is this handsome fella subbing."he lifted up Daniel's chin and winked
"Not really.Now stop scaring my friend!"
"Oh I'm sure he's not scared.Are ya?"
"Oh don't be scared I won't bite."
"I'm straight dude!"Daniel jumped up raising his hands in the air.
"I kind of figured."
"Dad go change your pants."
"Okay" He then went and changed his pants.
"I sometimes wonder what I'm gonna do with him."
"What do tu mean Ari?"
"It's just that he's so...weird.Ya know?"
"I think he's cool."Daniel turned off the t.v
"Of course tu would your not his kid."
"Well maybe this is his way of trying to makeup for not being there when tu were a kid."
"Actually even when we were fighting he was this weird."
"Well I honestly don't see the problem with it."
"Well that's probably cuz your just as weird."
"I resent that...that's a lie no I don't.I'm proud of being weird."
Minion walked out in a tight pair of jeans.
"Oh come on! They look a lot better on me then your husband."
"Soooo not true!"
"Oh sooo true!"
"I'm not arguing about this.It's stupid."
"No it isn't well I hope tu don't mind ,but i'm gonna go take a nap on your porch."
"Oh and Ari."
"I amor you"
"I amor tu too."
<3<3<3 Hope tu liked it!
Minion waking up