I was really not looking adelante, hacia adelante to this game. pato, drake of the 99 dragones is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… más so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published por Majesco and developed por Idol FX, pato, drake of the 99 dragones was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with pato, drake of the 99 dragones getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being pato, drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival. And really, how could a game like this possibly fail… let’s find out.
I will say, the visuals start out alright. The logo is pretty crisp. I heard people say that the Majesco logo was unbearable to look at, but that must’ve been on the original Xbox. I’m playing this backwards compatible on the 360. Yes, of all the game to make compatible for 360, pato, drake of the 99 dragones was one of the. I will say, the visuals are a bit neat. It’s got that classic graphic art style with the sharp edges and black shading. It’s not too bad. But that’s where the compliments stop. We meet Drake, this pale faced man waving pistolas around trying way too hard to sound cool, even though his mouth hangs open like a baby. The tutorial has this really janking jump on it. It feels disgusting and I hate it. So after the tutorial, I get attacked por a cyborg that almost kills me. This is the first enemy in the game and they are really mostrando tu how much this game will make tu struggle. Not only with this difficult enemy, but also with trying to control the camera. Jumping isn’t only stiff, but the camera will become unresponsive and hard to control just por jumping ever so slightly. So yeah, this counts as a duo boss fight in my opinion. Anyway, tu beat the cyborg and complete the mission. After más exposition, a ghost flies por with an artifact and tu have to stop it. And now the game becomes an even bigger pain in the ass. First thing: Don’t use the machine guns. The machine pistolas fucking suck. Second: This game is made even más difficult thanks to the bad design. Enemies are always hanging out around tu with guns, firing at tu from all directions endlessly. tu gotta be hammering the fuego button repeatedly. tu could hold it in if tu had the machine guns, but refer to step one. So handguns it is. And even then, tu will barely make it passed, especially when tu get attacked por an enemy clipping through the ceiling with a machine gun, using the same scream that you’d hear in Crazy Taxi. And every time tu die, tu get to see the cutscene again. So with enough patience, I beat the level and apparently, pato, drake died between cutscenes. And we get to the siguiente level, and…. Oh dear god.
So here tu unlock the ability to run up walls, a skill that is so broken and janky that it takes the premise of muro running and makes it a chore. If tu thought pato, drake was a pain to control before with his flailing arms and broken camera, get ready for this shit. This will make tu feel really desensitized. But it gets even worse. tu are tasked with collecting Spirit Orbs o something, thirty to be exact, in the dojo. When tu collect enough of them, tu can unlock the ability to slow down time. Sounds fun, if not for the fact that it slows tu down too. All tu are doing is making the agony last longer. This doesn’t help tu in anyway, it just makes things harder. And then I end up running into a room with enemies that gun me down in segundos and I die…. Yeah, I know there is más to this game, and I hear that the glitches get really bad and all, but I don’t want to play anymore of this game. This game truly has made me the most frustrated. I am aware there is más to say about this game, but I refuse to play anymore.
pato, drake of the 99 dragones is the worst game I have ever played. Yes, compared to everything else we’ve seen thus far, I genuinely think pato, drake of the 99 dragones trumps them all. Can the last two games beat Drake? I don’t know. But pato, drake of the 99 dragones is the most broken, nonfunctioning game I have ever played. And also, yes, this game was made around the time of the Matrix. Slow time, muro running, guys in leather coats with guns. Speaking of the Matrix, a game came out called Matrix: The Path of Neo. It was pretty fun, as far as I can remember. Just go play that instead. o if tu want a game with good time elements, play Blinx: The Time Sweeper. For god’s sake, please, please, please, play anything else but pato, drake of the 99 Dragons.
I will say, the visuals start out alright. The logo is pretty crisp. I heard people say that the Majesco logo was unbearable to look at, but that must’ve been on the original Xbox. I’m playing this backwards compatible on the 360. Yes, of all the game to make compatible for 360, pato, drake of the 99 dragones was one of the. I will say, the visuals are a bit neat. It’s got that classic graphic art style with the sharp edges and black shading. It’s not too bad. But that’s where the compliments stop. We meet Drake, this pale faced man waving pistolas around trying way too hard to sound cool, even though his mouth hangs open like a baby. The tutorial has this really janking jump on it. It feels disgusting and I hate it. So after the tutorial, I get attacked por a cyborg that almost kills me. This is the first enemy in the game and they are really mostrando tu how much this game will make tu struggle. Not only with this difficult enemy, but also with trying to control the camera. Jumping isn’t only stiff, but the camera will become unresponsive and hard to control just por jumping ever so slightly. So yeah, this counts as a duo boss fight in my opinion. Anyway, tu beat the cyborg and complete the mission. After más exposition, a ghost flies por with an artifact and tu have to stop it. And now the game becomes an even bigger pain in the ass. First thing: Don’t use the machine guns. The machine pistolas fucking suck. Second: This game is made even más difficult thanks to the bad design. Enemies are always hanging out around tu with guns, firing at tu from all directions endlessly. tu gotta be hammering the fuego button repeatedly. tu could hold it in if tu had the machine guns, but refer to step one. So handguns it is. And even then, tu will barely make it passed, especially when tu get attacked por an enemy clipping through the ceiling with a machine gun, using the same scream that you’d hear in Crazy Taxi. And every time tu die, tu get to see the cutscene again. So with enough patience, I beat the level and apparently, pato, drake died between cutscenes. And we get to the siguiente level, and…. Oh dear god.
So here tu unlock the ability to run up walls, a skill that is so broken and janky that it takes the premise of muro running and makes it a chore. If tu thought pato, drake was a pain to control before with his flailing arms and broken camera, get ready for this shit. This will make tu feel really desensitized. But it gets even worse. tu are tasked with collecting Spirit Orbs o something, thirty to be exact, in the dojo. When tu collect enough of them, tu can unlock the ability to slow down time. Sounds fun, if not for the fact that it slows tu down too. All tu are doing is making the agony last longer. This doesn’t help tu in anyway, it just makes things harder. And then I end up running into a room with enemies that gun me down in segundos and I die…. Yeah, I know there is más to this game, and I hear that the glitches get really bad and all, but I don’t want to play anymore of this game. This game truly has made me the most frustrated. I am aware there is más to say about this game, but I refuse to play anymore.
pato, drake of the 99 dragones is the worst game I have ever played. Yes, compared to everything else we’ve seen thus far, I genuinely think pato, drake of the 99 dragones trumps them all. Can the last two games beat Drake? I don’t know. But pato, drake of the 99 dragones is the most broken, nonfunctioning game I have ever played. And also, yes, this game was made around the time of the Matrix. Slow time, muro running, guys in leather coats with guns. Speaking of the Matrix, a game came out called Matrix: The Path of Neo. It was pretty fun, as far as I can remember. Just go play that instead. o if tu want a game with good time elements, play Blinx: The Time Sweeper. For god’s sake, please, please, please, play anything else but pato, drake of the 99 Dragons.