Helen's lunch speech

(Helen goes on parte superior, arriba of the Café and sets the microphone up for her to speak and everyone are snickering quietly.)
Helen: Excuse me everyone, I have an announcement to make. Festus and I are making changes of the lunch menu this week. This week, we'll be eating an entree that I researched to everyone's diet in this school. This week, we'll be serving Miss Milly Lily's Low Fat East Philly Chili!
Everyone: (laughing)
(Cut to the lunch mesa, tabla where Tori is sitting with her sister and friends while laughing)
Jade: I'm supposed not to care about it but this is funny! (Laughing)
Beck:...

jade-hey every one except tori there is this new tv mostrar called wiggle my wig dont ask and im aloud 6 people to come with me

tori-and me
jade-maybe if....
tori-ohhhh
jade-you give me 50bucks
tori-deal
trina-umm ive heared of wiggle my wig im want to be on wiggle my wig (grabs wig out her bag) see.
tori-trina we are only aloud 6 people.
trina-im only 1 so..
tori-its me jade beck andre cat and robbie and sinjin
trina-well dont invite sinjin hes not popular.
cat-neither are tu hehe
trina-WHAT
cat-huh nothing hehe look at my giraffe (grabes giraffe out of bag).
jade-you are killing ME.
trina-when are you...