1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose trono I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artefact which is the fuente of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of fuego guarded por the dragones of object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my...