Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are tu talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are tu so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? tu keep me here and tu won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad tu are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... tu want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an hora o else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank tu my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did tu just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: tu mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If tu become a vampire tu will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never dicho that!
Me :: But tu implied it...
Heidi :: Do tu know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. tu just told everybody tu didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet tu $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet tu $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the siguiente hora then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get tu to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did tu invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their correo electrónico adresses. Do tu want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An hora later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: hola guys. What's up? amor your new scars! Do I know you?
emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push tu all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want tu guys to die. I'm a Valiente girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are tu talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are tu so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? tu keep me here and tu won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad tu are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... tu want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an hora o else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank tu my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did tu just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: tu mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If tu become a vampire tu will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never dicho that!
Me :: But tu implied it...
Heidi :: Do tu know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. tu just told everybody tu didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet tu $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet tu $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the siguiente hora then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get tu to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did tu invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their correo electrónico adresses. Do tu want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An hora later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: hola guys. What's up? amor your new scars! Do I know you?
emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push tu all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want tu guys to die. I'm a Valiente girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
tu KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN:
1.You see a silver Volvo flying down the calle and yell, "Edward come back!"
2.You ask your boyfriend to rub ice on your lips before he kisses you.
3.You walk around thinking,'I know what tu
are' encase Edward is nearby.
4.You approach a lobo without taking precaution.
5.You put the name on your Myspace as, Mrs.Cullen.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
6.When tu are lectura this article!
lol! I hope tu all enjoyed! Please comentario and rate. TEAM EDWARD!!!
1.You see a silver Volvo flying down the calle and yell, "Edward come back!"
2.You ask your boyfriend to rub ice on your lips before he kisses you.
3.You walk around thinking,'I know what tu
are' encase Edward is nearby.
4.You approach a lobo without taking precaution.
5.You put the name on your Myspace as, Mrs.Cullen.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
6.When tu are lectura this article!
lol! I hope tu all enjoyed! Please comentario and rate. TEAM EDWARD!!!
tu promised me that
every time we touch
tu will never release your hold
your hold on to me
your hold on to reality
tu promised me that
no matter what happens
tu will comfort my aura
my aura of my stress
my aura of my mind
tu promised me that
my feelings for tu
would never change
never change from love
never change from us
tu promised me that
nothing would ever
be serious in life
that life was a game
but that I was the dice
tu promised me that
though we come from seperate worlds
no one could hold us back
hold us back from fate
hold us back from destiny
And as I look around the room
I realise
that all of us
in our own two intertwined minds
are Inseperable.
every time we touch
tu will never release your hold
your hold on to me
your hold on to reality
tu promised me that
no matter what happens
tu will comfort my aura
my aura of my stress
my aura of my mind
tu promised me that
my feelings for tu
would never change
never change from love
never change from us
tu promised me that
nothing would ever
be serious in life
that life was a game
but that I was the dice
tu promised me that
though we come from seperate worlds
no one could hold us back
hold us back from fate
hold us back from destiny
And as I look around the room
I realise
that all of us
in our own two intertwined minds
are Inseperable.
On Italy: "Italy was a dream. Very surreal. I think everyone there, no matter who it was, Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, [director] Chris Weitz o anyone else would say that it was an experience that they may never go through again. The hospitality of the whole thing, the way they treated us, the whole setting was so magnificent."
On Rob: "Rob, I feel sorry for him a little bit. I feel for him, because he’s like a paparazzi fugitive right now. He can’t leave his house. He’s the most photographed person in the world."
Transformation
When the transformation begins,
the heat flows through your body.
The wind around you,
turns to mist.
Suddenly your on all fours,
racing through the forest.
Your russet brown fur,
swirls in the wind.
Your like a blur,
like a brown line has been sketched into the forest.
Then tu hear the voices of your pack,
calling tu to hunt.
Listen while the wind screams past you,
and your packs mind turns into one.
tu stalk your prey together,
till they see tu and tu act as one,
and they have no chance of escape.
tu feast on your meal,
cleaning your bloody claws.
Then the call of the human world,
reminds tu to go home.
While the change ends,
but same as the beginning.
The werewolf tu were,
is now inside of you
When the transformation begins,
the heat flows through your body.
The wind around you,
turns to mist.
Suddenly your on all fours,
racing through the forest.
Your russet brown fur,
swirls in the wind.
Your like a blur,
like a brown line has been sketched into the forest.
Then tu hear the voices of your pack,
calling tu to hunt.
Listen while the wind screams past you,
and your packs mind turns into one.
tu stalk your prey together,
till they see tu and tu act as one,
and they have no chance of escape.
tu feast on your meal,
cleaning your bloody claws.
Then the call of the human world,
reminds tu to go home.
While the change ends,
but same as the beginning.
The werewolf tu were,
is now inside of you