"Ouch, I Got Hit por A Car" written por anastasia Bowles and Josephine Cubie minutos after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".

[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!


Ouch I got hit por car,
I got hit por a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit por a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit por a car,
por my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Oh can tu help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,

My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My corazón is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!

One más look and I can see the blood,
One más touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!

This is a song that me and my friends kept bellowing loudly (I think Lottie made it up... but she may be lying *shifty eyes*) whilst being beaten to death por hockey sticks in our sports lesson. Hope tu like it and tu can have a little sing-song, too!

FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
The best of the bunch!
tu can have them for you're breakfast, tu can have them for you're lunch!
tu can have them for you're dinner, tu can have them for you're tea!
FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
FOR tu AND FOR MEEEEEEE!!

So now, I want tu to buy fairtrade bananas. Think of all those poor plátano farmers who aren't getting enough money to feed their families in those far-off distrance countries where bananas grow. o those little bananas, they need el espacio to play and peel and be FREE!

Remember, everytime tu read Twilight - a plátano dies. Please, think of the bananas. Thank you.