4. Never do a facelift when you are on movies business, a billboard just might fall down...

5. Don't try to live through your children.

6. Beer is for daddy's and babies with fake ID's

thank you Homer you really taught me a lesson :P

7. It's better to watch things than to do things.

A lesson I always stand by! LOL. =)

i learned too much lessons from homer and the simpsons all !!
1): do u see all the proplems that homer through it !!! and all the members get into so many trouble and complecated stuff and they could hold on!!! hehe!@) cuz when i get into proplems i get it of my mind and think what would homer do and i see in mind that homer will say funny stuff in hard time and then i wach the simpsons alot of the episodes on my ipod!!
#): hehe that everything changed in our lives after that changing will be like it was befor,,,when homer become goodie then turn to the real homer that we love ...and there's alot of exampiles!!!
ohhhh maan i love the simpsons i wish it stiil for ever!!!!!!!!

8. If you can't understand something, then it's not worth doing.

I'd learn that i will never out an eolien in mu garden !!!

Homer is the king of the world!

10. If you try to do something and you fail, don't bother trying again and eat some donuts instead.

11.never have children

watch kids

12(?). You don't win friends with salad.

13.dysfunctional family
14.a show with no main subject and still funny as hell!

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15. Quit while you're ahead.

16. Wiis make old people happy.