la oficina THE OFFICIAL: who dicho that quote game

CelticPride posted on Jun 27, 2007 at 06:33PM
Now I don't know if everyopne else is focused on the other two games, but here are the rules to the game:

1.Try to be as exact as you can, you don't have to get the quote exactly, but make it so that people know what you're talking about.
2.You can do it from webisodes too
3.No fake quotes

That's basically it, if anyone wants to respond, here is my quote:

I have been michael's #2 guy for about five years and we make a great team. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like lone ranger, I'm like Tonto, but it's not like there was Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.

Who said that quote?

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hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Obviously Dwight :D

"I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?"
hace más de un año ursikai87 said…
That's Jim.

"I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a...carpenter, that makes stairs."
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Andy

"You love ketchup! He loves ketchup."
hace más de un año CelticPride said…
Kelly

"Jim's worked at the same office for five years. he always eats a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch every day. I don't know, if I were a betting man I would say he will have a great time in Philadelphia."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Ryan


"Here's a 'not hypothetical'."

hace más de un año baotrang01 said…
Jim
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"You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!"
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Dwight

"Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive."
hace más de un año marissa said…
ryan.


"that fraction doesn't make any sense."
hace más de un año Urkel-gru said…
oscar

"i promise to keep an open mind, and an open heart."
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Michael.

"Attention blue collar workers!"
hace más de un año CelticPride said…
Michael

"Now, I think Michael put Ryan next to Kelly to punish him, but if he was doing that to get back at me, wow, genius."
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Toby

"Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!"
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Angela,
in my previous post, dwight actually said "attention blue collar workers"

look alive, people:D

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. "
hace más de un año kathiria82 said…
Michael

Hello Oscar, how was your gay-cation?
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Kevin

"The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
hace más de un año marissa said…
pam.


"i am a hero."
hace más de un año ursikai87 said…
Pam.

Are you calling me a ho?
hace más de un año Urkel-gru said…
******"i am a hero" is actually kevin (business school)

"are you calling me a ho?" is Phyllis
_________

"what a pair of mary's!"
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Bob Vance (PRETZEL DAY!!!!)


"I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up."
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Jim;)

"The simple solution would be to open a window... if we had... windows that could open."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Toby


"Do you want a drawbridge?"
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hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Andy

"That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life. "
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Ryan...Stanley seems to have that effect on lots of people :)


"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here."

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hace más de un año ursikai87 said…
Andy, I think.

"I can't believe I gave her my bike!"
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Michael

"I'm excited about today. I love girl talk."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Phyllis

"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here." -- This is not an Andy quote!!


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hace más de un año CelticPride said…
It's Michael, sorry about the other quote!

"Everyday I have to take my daughter to school that costs too much and I go to an office that pays too little and I go to sleep every night on a bed that is too small but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Stanley


"I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser."
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hace más de un año ursikai87 said…
That's Jan.

"Ahh! Kill it kill it kill it!"
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Kelly

"I think we broke his brain."
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Kelly

"Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep."
hace más de un año nezenic said…
Pam :)

"I am going to drop a deuce on everybody."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
"I think we broke his brain" is Pam

"I am going to drop a deuce on everybody" is Michael


"You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other."
hace más de un año jessica24 said…
Jan,

"You look cute today Dwight"
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Jim

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Meredith


"Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Dwight

"I hate so much about the way you choose to be."
hace más de un año chel1395 said…
Michael


"Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen."

hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Dwight

this one's pretty easy...
"I AM NOW CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!"
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Andy

"I wish I could menstruate."
hace más de un año happygolucky11 said…
dwight.

Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline!
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Michael

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Jim

"In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need."
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Kevin

"Which one is Pam?"
hace más de un año Urkel-gru said…
creed

"That'll be another 20."
hace más de un año clued345 said…
ID photographer

"I would like to offer you, the dominant male."
hace más de un año brokenbrain said…
Angela

"You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?"
hace más de un año nezenic said…
Jim :)

"No cookie..!"
hace más de un año brighteyesxx said…
Angela

"I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila."
hace más de un año goalstopper said…
Michael

"Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real."