Patrick: Hahahaha, it's a giraffe, hahahaha!

Patrick: I LOVE BEING PURPLE! (actually from the Spongebob Squarepants movie)

Spongebob- C-A-M-P-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
Patrick- CAMPWOFDNAFSJA SONG! SONG! SONG!

Spongebob: Boating safety
Patrick: Next
Oral report the episode

Plankton: you Doodoo Head Dunders! (in the episode when the krusty Krab got frozen)

Squidward:Der,His favorite underpants!(Christmas Who?)

form the movie:

1. SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
SpongeBob: There's no shower at work.

2.Plankton: [Suggestively] Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. [Sniffs it] It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! [Goes outside] So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! [SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him]
SpongeBob: I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...
Plankton: [While being stepped on by SpongeBob]Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
SpongeBob: Eww, I think I stepped in something.
[Tries to scrape Plankton off]
Plankton: Not in something, on someone, you twit!
SpongeBob: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. [Pulls him off his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
Plankton: No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!
SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that. [Runs off] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
Plankton: Stupid kid.

3.SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! But most of all, I'm...
♪I'm a goofy goober ROCK!♪

show:
1. [Shhhhhttt] Ooopss! I Guess i ripped my pants again!

2. [SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you're eating?
Fish: Why, yes, it is.
SpongeBob: You know what would go good with that?
Fish: No, what?
SpongeBob: Ripped...pants. (rips his pants then goes up to two other guys eating) Ripped pants a la mode. (rips pants again) Delivery. Did you order 20 cases of...ripped pants? (rips pants through the cardboard box)

3. I can't hear you! It's to dark in here!

4.Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.
Patrick: Yeah, right Spongebob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns all peachy!
Spongebob: Yes.

I have more!

Plankton: This...is my lab! (dog) And THIS...is my LABORATORY!


Patrick: I'm so loyal...I haven't bathed in weeks...


Spongebob: Hey, a note! (musical note)
Patrick: Yeah, but look on the back! There's a letter! (letter b) And then I got this message from my parents!

Spongebob: Patrick, could you hear me now?
Patrick : No, it's too dark