You annoy everyone with"The Laugh"
You slip at the drive thru and ask for a Krabby Patty
You call uptight people"squidwards"
You're proud to be a Goofy Goober. :)

You drive miles looking for Goofy Goober's ice cream party place

When you are over 50 and you still watch the show even though your grand kids grew out of it.

IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEA! UR A GOOFY GOOBER YA! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEA! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBERS YEA!

U have all the spongebob stuffs..
spongebob pillow,bed sheet,stuff toys,stickers...hmm..what else..

When you can't spell 'You', 'Know' or 'You're' correctly XD

When: You watch SB more than you work.
You HAVE to have ALL the Spongebob toys from BK...
When you regularly scout ebay for SB collectibles you don't already own and buy them.
Everytime you see a new SB food product you just have to try it even though you've eaten it before. It just tastes better with Spongebob or Patrick on the front of the package!
When a new SB episode is better than ... chocolate ice cream and cake!
When your home looks like a shrine to Spongebob.
Oh and my favorite: when you name your pets after SB characters.

When: you dream about SB
you go bankrupt trying to get everything SB
you see someone eating crab, squid, sponge-cake etc you yell at them
you try to drive a boat on the road
you wear SB costumes in public and it's not halloween or a costume party
you paint yourself yellow/pink/brown/red/blue
you use the spongebob's accent all the time.

Every time you leave for work you shout
I'M RREEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY­YYY­YYY­YYY­YYY­YYY­YYY­YYY­Y! I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY!

You have replaced the curse words in your vocabulary with Barnacles, Fishpaste, Tartar Sauce, Barnacle Head, and Kelp for Brains.