tu know what I hate? When tu hold the door open for some misceláneo fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on por without saying thank tu o even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do tu think tu are? Do tu not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some misceláneo dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill tu to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life por even a jiffy and yes that's an...