Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do tu feel about Snape?
2.    How do tu feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did tu choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying tu already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind tu of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...