Emmett's POV
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'You stupid mutt,' Rose snarled to Jacob. I sighed. Here again.
'Hé, Blondie, do tu know how they call a blonde with brain?' Jacob laughed.
'Don't tu dare to finish that sentence,' she snapped.
'A golden retriever,' Jacob laughed again.
'Get lost, disgusting dog.'
'Or what?' Jacob said. 'You gonna cry your sad tearless cry?'
'I'll kill you,' Rose shouted.
'Before tu get the change I'll kill you,' Jacob winked at her.
'Before tu get the change to touch me Emmett will finish you,' she hissed. 'Fido.'
I laughed in myself. We all knew that Jacob didn't have a change against...

Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do tu know what tu call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't tu finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't tu have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the día the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill tu myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her tu jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd amor to see tu try." Rosalie:"No tu wouldn't...