So now what am I up to? Don't real vampiros have enough problems? Is it really necessary for me to start a club picking on the few who embrace the vampire...er...death style?
Retract your fangs and take out your eerie red contact lenses. We're not about picking on anyone here. What we are about is injecting a little humor and outside perspective into what has become a thriving subculture. We're fans of vampire humor.
Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody here is trying to insult tu o debunk you. A little satire is good for the soul, even if tu are fairly certain tu don't possess one.
Are we clear now?
Retract your fangs and take out your eerie red contact lenses. We're not about picking on anyone here. What we are about is injecting a little humor and outside perspective into what has become a thriving subculture. We're fans of vampire humor.
Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody here is trying to insult tu o debunk you. A little satire is good for the soul, even if tu are fairly certain tu don't possess one.
Are we clear now?